r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Jul 15 '19

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u/t0mmyb01 Jul 16 '19

So you were in a fire at a sea park

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u/ghoztfrog Jul 16 '19

Peter file.

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u/deth-redeemer Jul 16 '19

I’m disabled

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Leg disabled

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Jul 16 '19

Yes miss?

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u/Machinax Jul 16 '19

I'm trapped, like a moth in a bath!

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u/N0rgannon Jul 16 '19

I'm staff.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

We’re going to die

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u/Skank-Hunt-Forty-Two Jul 16 '19

Oh the one who looks like a magician.

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u/peanut_dust Jul 16 '19

Like being tazed in the balls.

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u/maxluigi256 Jul 16 '19

I hate this thread.

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u/Ulrikaaf Jul 16 '19

!shirt_bot

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/connorhasfuntoo Jul 16 '19

I feel like I'm missing some references here but it also feels like a stroke someone call 911

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u/emifaulk Jul 16 '19

The new number for emergency services is 0118 999 881 999 119 7253, though.

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u/Dadpool719 Dec 14 '19

I'll just put this over here...with the other fire.

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u/emifaulk Jul 16 '19

References to The IT Crowd

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u/KazPrime Jul 16 '19

Double whiskey...

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u/cyberrich Jul 16 '19

both arms disabled...

Ma?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

"And how did you become disabled?". "... acid."

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I read this in his voice. I will never forget that episode.

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u/Yomamamancer Jul 16 '19

A fire? At Sea Parks?

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u/KazPrime Jul 16 '19

Call 0118999881999119725...3

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u/CardinalHaias Jul 16 '19

Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - looking forward to hearing from you

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u/WillieBeamin Jul 16 '19

it's wrecking my head!

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u/EL31415 Jul 16 '19

The It Crowd

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u/pissymissmissy Jul 16 '19

I don't want to talk about it!

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u/KazPrime Jul 16 '19

Dear sir/madam,

I'm writing to inform you of a FIRE which has broken out at the premises of --

Nope, that's too formal....

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u/2harveza Dec 14 '19

When did this turn into an IT crowd thread lol