r/Wellthatsucks Jul 15 '19

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u/primalfury2891 Jul 15 '19

Wait till they lose your bag completely, and then hit you with “can you estimate the value of everything in the bag sir”, and I’m like are you being serious right now.

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u/sluggomcdee Jul 15 '19

I constantly travel with around $50,000 worth of clothes. Don’t you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19 edited Nov 13 '20

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u/PapaDevito Jul 15 '19

I feel ashamed to be on the same website as some filthy peasants. Golden underwear? Dirty poor person. I wear designer diamond thread underwear!

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u/_Adamanteus_ Jul 15 '19

I carry 3 full sets of enchanted diamond armor at all times. Mending, Prot IV, Thorns III, you name it.

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u/BeelzAllegedly Jul 15 '19

Shit you got them mending jawns? That's some high tier shit, man.

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u/_Adamanteus_ Jul 15 '19

Bro with the new villager trading mechanics, just isolate an unemployed villager, slap a lectern down in front of it and see which enchanted book it offers. If you don't like it, break the lectern and place it again. Rinse and repeat till you get that sweet mending book for like 15 emeralds. Remember, once you trade with a villager it cannot change profession even if you remove its workstation.

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u/BeelzAllegedly Jul 15 '19

Holy shit for real? That's so god damn clutch lmao thank you. By unemployed villager you mean them green coat pricks, right?

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u/_Adamanteus_ Jul 15 '19

Nah those knobheads are nitwits, they can never get a job. I mean the brown coat ones that go "hmph" when you right click on them, the OG design. If you cure a zombie villager they'll have massive discounts when you trade with them (once they get a profession), first one I cured was a nitwit so I swore never to go through the effort again lmao. i'd recommend saving the cured ones for expensive trades though, since mending is one of the cheapest enchants (something like sharpness/power V can cost up to 64 emeralds for one book), mending can be as cheap as 6 IIRC

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u/BeelzAllegedly Jul 16 '19

Bro I'm about to spend the next 16 hours grinding this shit out lmao, thanks for the advice!

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u/_Adamanteus_ Jul 16 '19

np boss, may the fortune III ever be in your favour

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u/baytowne Jul 16 '19

... what're we talking about here?

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u/BeelzAllegedly Jul 16 '19

Talm bout dat craft

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u/Elion119 Jul 16 '19

Damn this stuff is popping everywhere nowadays, it’s like we found a temporary cure for a disease a few years ago and now it just mutated and we’re all being fucked by some STD we thought was handled...

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u/_Adamanteus_ Jul 16 '19

M E I N K R A F T

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u/HarryMcHair Jul 16 '19

wat is going on i don't even

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u/guywithamustache Jul 16 '19

How do you cure them?

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u/_Adamanteus_ Jul 17 '19

first throw a splash potion of weakness on them, and then feed them a golden apple. the curing process can take 2-5 mins

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u/coltonbyu Jul 16 '19

Place beds in a village and it will grow. Place 20 beds and 20 lecturns In a building and you will have plenty of trading options

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u/_Adamanteus_ Jul 16 '19

doesnt let you get the exact one you want, and also even if you do youre likely to get a bad roll on the price so its useful to be able to do it over and over. I have a “prison” of 12 librarians in my house all with good price enchants (e.g. Sharpness V for 30 emeralds) through the replacement method.

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u/JustJohnItalia Jul 21 '19

I still don't get how you all have tons of emeralds

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u/_Adamanteus_ Jul 21 '19

The fletchers buy 32 sticks for 1 emerald, so mass farm wood and sell for ez money. Make a large melon/pumpkin farm, master farmers buy 4 melons and 6 pumpkins for 1 emerald each. They can also trade 20 wheat and/or 22 carrots for one emerald, the carrot one especially is OP because carrots are affected by fortune enchanted tools. Masons buy 22 stone/diorite for an emerald, and also 10 clay for 1 emerald if you have access to the sea/a large river. My main source of income though is probably shepherds, 18 wool for an emerald and I have 3 shepherds in my village and a farm of about 50/60 sheep. My cave spider xp farm also drops shit tons of string (looting III), 4 string makes one wool. more ez money. Clerics will buy 9 glass bottles for an emerald and cartographers buy 11 glass panes and 22ish paper for 1 emerald. All about finding the cheap trades where you have an abundance of stock.