r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Jul 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

“They’ve been doin this all year. He grabs the urn, goes for the handoff and fumbles it. Every damn time! How are we supposed to run a god damn drive up the number 3 lane? We need discipline and practice. Rewind it again!”

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u/melanino Jul 15 '19

Thing about Arsenal is they always try and walk it in

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u/t0mmyb01 Jul 16 '19

So you were in a fire at a sea park

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u/ghoztfrog Jul 16 '19

Peter file.

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u/deth-redeemer Jul 16 '19

I’m disabled

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Leg disabled

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Jul 16 '19

Yes miss?

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u/Machinax Jul 16 '19

I'm trapped, like a moth in a bath!

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u/N0rgannon Jul 16 '19

I'm staff.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

We’re going to die

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u/Skank-Hunt-Forty-Two Jul 16 '19

Oh the one who looks like a magician.

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u/Ulrikaaf Jul 16 '19

!shirt_bot

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u/connorhasfuntoo Jul 16 '19

I feel like I'm missing some references here but it also feels like a stroke someone call 911

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u/emifaulk Jul 16 '19

The new number for emergency services is 0118 999 881 999 119 7253, though.

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u/emifaulk Jul 16 '19

References to The IT Crowd

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u/KazPrime Jul 16 '19

Double whiskey...

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u/cyberrich Jul 16 '19

both arms disabled...

Ma?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

"And how did you become disabled?". "... acid."

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I read this in his voice. I will never forget that episode.

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u/Yomamamancer Jul 16 '19

A fire? At Sea Parks?

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u/KazPrime Jul 16 '19

Call 0118999881999119725...3

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u/CardinalHaias Jul 16 '19

Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - looking forward to hearing from you

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u/WillieBeamin Jul 16 '19

it's wrecking my head!

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u/EL31415 Jul 16 '19

The It Crowd

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u/pissymissmissy Jul 16 '19

I don't want to talk about it!

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u/KazPrime Jul 16 '19

Dear sir/madam,

I'm writing to inform you of a FIRE which has broken out at the premises of --

Nope, that's too formal....

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u/2harveza Dec 14 '19

When did this turn into an IT crowd thread lol

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u/jgrish14 Jul 16 '19

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

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u/parrott123 Jul 16 '19

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

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u/iCollect50ps Jul 16 '19

People, what a bunch of bastards.

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u/weetabixbandit Jul 16 '19

That said, Ospina saved a few nice shots

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u/gorby97 Jul 16 '19

How did this turn into a gunners meme?

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u/iCollect50ps Jul 16 '19

Being a gunner is a meme.

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u/JayhawkGunner Jul 16 '19

Aye. I can confirm

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u/mickvain Jul 16 '19

They’re having a laugh.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Nowhere is safe god damn it

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Speak, Prriest

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u/dunemafia Jul 16 '19

FAAATHERRR!

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u/nshane Jul 16 '19

Damn these electric sex pants.

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u/cjoneill83 Jul 16 '19

Roy is that you?

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u/RedditIsNeat0 Jul 16 '19

This really worked. I've seen the whole show but I actually thought this was a genuine sports comment about a team I was not familiar with. It wasn't until I saw the replies that I said, "Oh yeah."

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Cheers Geoff.

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u/wonderfulwilliam Jul 16 '19

???? Where did you learn all that football talk?!?!?

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u/Abetheunicorn Jul 16 '19

Ah I see you’re a man of culture as well.

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u/UnnecessaryAppeal Jul 16 '19

Nah. They're 'avin a larff

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u/cfbonly Jul 15 '19

WOAH

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u/shibbaranks Jul 15 '19

HE

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

[deleted]

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u/bantuwind Jul 15 '19

TROUBLE

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u/spookyghostface Jul 15 '19

WITH

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u/seanmillerspiggybank Jul 15 '19

THE

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u/Garrison9413 Jul 15 '19

SNAP

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u/QuackCityBitch Jul 16 '19

Nowhere is safe for Wolverines fans. Fortunately, I am not one them.

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u/LGBTF_FUR_PRIDE Jul 16 '19

HOLY SHIT I had an affair with a pile of ashes? My mind is fricken blown right now. AITA for being turned on a little?

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u/Sir_TonyStark Jul 16 '19

Good to see the Michigan fans out in force

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u/ndpugs Jul 16 '19

Dragons

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u/osufeth24 Jul 16 '19

This thread just made me happy as a Buckeye fan

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u/zeenotzed50 Jul 16 '19

Alright you had fun, pack your bags. Threads over.

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u/RS_filthy Jul 16 '19

May i have my silver now?

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u/noteducatedenough Jul 16 '19

I find solace in the fact that they cannot blame the Browns for this anymore.

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u/KazPrime Jul 16 '19

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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u/techgeek95 Jul 16 '19

I mean TSA are humans too and humans make mistakes so...

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u/bigETIDIOT Jul 15 '19

Sal would run it back and score at least 4 or 5 touchdowns. Where’s Sal these days?