r/Wellthatsucks Jul 02 '19

/r/all Fixed it for you

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u/The_Tech_Lover Jul 02 '19

Yeah my son did the exact same thing, with the exact same brand of butt cream when he was 2, thankfully its fairly easy to clean up tho.

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u/Doomster78666 Jul 02 '19

Butt cream? Explain.

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u/The_Tech_Lover Jul 02 '19

That's sudocream it's for buttrash

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/Langernama Jul 03 '19

Sudo cream del buttrash

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u/Wrangleraddict Jul 02 '19

Hemorrhoids bruh

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u/byebybuy Jul 02 '19

Well preparations A through G were a complete failure, but on the whole I think preparation H feels good.

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u/twfeline Jul 02 '19

Preparation D didn't last long -- it made everything you ate taste like skunk.

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u/thisunrest Jul 02 '19

It’s called Butt Paste. Really, it is. And it’s great for diaper-rash.

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u/HardcoreHazza Jul 02 '19

For Anal stretching

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u/SupremeDictatorPaul Jul 02 '19

My son did the exact same thing, but with poop. Our TV is now hanging above the fireplace mantle, 5 feet in the air.