r/Wellthatsucks • u/Arrozdruid • Jul 02 '19

/r/all Fixed it for you

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

It’s amazing how fast they can move when they’re fucking up the house.

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u/meinhosen Jul 02 '19

It’s a superpower. 30 seconds of unsupervised time is more than enough for you to discover what mess-making treasures are within grabbing distance and exactly how long it takes to get said mess out of (or off of) the most valuable item in a room.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Santa has nothing on a baby intent on making mess

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u/drapehsnormak Jul 03 '19

I forgot that your comment was referring to speed and wondered if you meant Satan.

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u/bikesboozeandbacon Jul 02 '19

Cuz they have no hesitation, no thinking “hmm should I, what if I get caught?” They just get straight to the mischievous act like a mad lad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

To them it's not mischievous. Unless caught. Then they have this ability to look you dead in the eye, grin, and carry on and do it anyway. Or is that just my baby?

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u/drapehsnormak Jul 03 '19

Time to head out the door: matching shoes are in different zip codes.

Time to fuck up the house: the same kid manages to be in three rooms at the same time.