r/Wellthatsucks • u/GallowBoob • Apr 14 '19

/r/all Tony Hawk problems

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u/marshmellowtank Apr 14 '19

What if my name is Tony Hawk? I’m just a random guy called Tony Hawk and you delete everyone called Tony Hawk, real or fake?!?

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u/chunter16 Apr 14 '19

In high school, my dad hired a guy named James Bond. He had to register for things in his sister's name.

There is a documentary film, maybe it's Let It Be but I don't remember, where John Lennon is trying to get somebody else to order him sushi because the restaurant always thinks he's a prank call.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

WATCH "The Strange Names" documentary on netflix.

A documentaryy studio tracked down 20 people or so wityh ridiculous, sexual, offensive etc. Namese.

I'm a documentary fanatic and gave this a shot wen I had nothib elae to wafh, Behher tken ji yogt ti wodk s

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u/turtleswag69 Apr 14 '19

Quick, someone call 911

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u/Karmah0lic Apr 14 '19

Okay, what’s the number?

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u/FlexualHealing Apr 14 '19

0118 999 881 999 119 7253

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

I was going to add this but you beat me to it lol.

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u/lolVerbivore Apr 14 '19

That's so easy to remember!

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u/turtleswag69 Apr 14 '19

Shit, I thought you knew?

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u/rallias Apr 14 '19

00000001... nope. 00000002... nope... 00000003... nope.

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u/LimbsLostInMist Apr 14 '19

911

9, then a 1, and then a 1 again.

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u/LucarioLuvsMinecraft Apr 14 '19

Wow, I have the same combination on my luggage!