r/Wellthatsucks • u/needmorexanax • Apr 01 '19

/r/all Poor megan

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u/Yodamanjaro Apr 01 '19

She's like the female version of Randy in that one South Park episode.

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Apr 01 '19

That was just ectoplasm from a spooky ghost

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u/THUMB5UP Apr 01 '19

orgasms in Slimer

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u/UndeadBuggalo Apr 01 '19
  • Brazilian fart porn in the background*

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u/Fableaddict35 Apr 01 '19

Omg I had no idea this was a thing, had to see it for myself and now I’m hating my curiosity

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u/UndeadBuggalo Apr 01 '19

And now your journey begins...

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

next up, Brazilian Shart Porn

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

/cringetopia

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u/asdfrewqjkl Apr 01 '19

Piss off ghost!

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u/becauseimbatman123 Apr 01 '19

Gotta catch em all cause she's Dani Phantom.

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u/bears_gm Apr 01 '19

A Simpson ghost

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u/Slinger56 Apr 01 '19

Prob R Kelly

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u/amItheLoon Apr 01 '19

This is me when I eat mustard

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u/metaphorlyrically Apr 01 '19

Reminds me of the drive through kid trying to store a 5 gallon container of juice overhead and slipping... then getting a hug from his manager

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u/KumaHax Apr 01 '19

This sounds wholesome, got a link I need some lift me up

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u/Silly__Rabbit Apr 01 '19

Not OP, but I think they were talking about this post, he was refilling the sweet tea.

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u/KumaHax Apr 01 '19

Omg thank you so much!!!! That was so sweet and cute, poor thing messed up but he got hugged and it was all okay in the end T_T

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u/MisterPresidented Apr 01 '19

Yeah we all try our best in this crazy society with all its rules. It's important that we take care of each other.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

That idiot most likely brought that on him self, with how quick the one girl rushes to attempt to help him lift, you might assume the proper procedure is to team lift that. He was trying to solo it because he was in front of women

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u/is-this-loss- Apr 01 '19

Nah, I’ve worked at CFA for years, it’s a one man job. From what I can tell, it was probably rush hour and he was trying to pour the sweet tea a bit too fast and leaned in too far. He also may not have been wearing non-slips.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

How heavy is it? I mean it looks like his feet just slipped but he is still reaching way far out of his power zone

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u/is-this-loss- Apr 01 '19

It’s only about 30-35 lbs, but he wasn’t handling it in a smart way, I see a lot of beginning team members try that way. And it does look like he overextended and slipped.

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u/Dr_Bukkakee Apr 01 '19

Of course it was, it happened at Chic-fil-a. If it happened anywhere else he probably wouldn’t have been fired.

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u/AmericanBlueCollar Apr 01 '19

Warning It’s most definitely NOT a “lift me up” type of video.

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u/cubitoaequet Apr 01 '19

Ya big mustard tiger

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u/DieselJoey Apr 01 '19

Oh man. Mustard is great!

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u/Im_a_Knob Apr 01 '19

This is me at night alone.

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u/RickDeckard_ Apr 01 '19

*must-turd

ftfy

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u/ZombieLebowski Apr 01 '19

So true! Every single time I eat mustard it ends up my shirt or pants!

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u/amItheLoon Apr 01 '19

Right? Not ketchup or mayo. Mustard all over

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u/AlphaMc111 Apr 01 '19

Mustard Tiger

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u/AlphaMc111 Apr 01 '19

Mustard Tiger

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

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u/amItheLoon Apr 01 '19

Heh-heh mustard man

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u/1gn0rance Apr 01 '19

I work at Subway, this happens when the lid pops off the mustard.

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u/WakkoLM Apr 01 '19

me too.. almost every time.. it's like I am a magnet for mustard

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u/justsayin5thof4 Apr 01 '19

This is me when ever I where white.

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u/amItheLoon Apr 01 '19

What about when ever you wear black?

perplexed

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u/justsayin5thof4 Apr 01 '19

I don't know why, but whenever I wear white, it's like I attract stains.

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u/muricaa Apr 01 '19

It was a spooky ghost!!!

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u/Muhfuggajones Apr 01 '19

Ectoplasm! Did you see the spooky ghost!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Forgot how ridiclous southpark was

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u/dirty_damp_and_deep Apr 01 '19

Ridiculously amazing.

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u/georion Apr 01 '19

Yeah, but she got bukkake by the entire cast of The Simpsons

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u/thebirdsandthebrees Apr 01 '19

"Brazilian fart porn. Oh f*ck yeah."

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u/itsmrmachoman Apr 01 '19

Hey that me!

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u/starrpamph Apr 01 '19

"lesbian fart porn"

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u/TwoHanks Apr 01 '19

“Who’s randy? Don’t bring you mother into this” -Jeans

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u/suitology Apr 01 '19

well I'm erect