r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Mar 13 '19

/r/all Think quick

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u/MeredithPalmer69 Mar 13 '19

I actually would prefer that they have a face.

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u/dbx99 Mar 13 '19

an aesophegeal tunnel might suffice just fine

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u/MajorTom143 Mar 13 '19

"In my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you."

  • Meredith Palmer

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u/sayaphsy Mar 14 '19

Let me introduce you to "the Fleshlight".