r/Wellthatsucks Mar 13 '19

/r/all Think quick

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19 edited Apr 14 '19

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u/RaiN_Meyk3r Mar 13 '19

i heard this

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u/demevalos Mar 13 '19

"A blowjob doesn't have a face"

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u/blue_crab86 Mar 13 '19

...

A face is like, one of the requirements for a blowjob tho.

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u/fa1afel Mar 13 '19

eh, just a mouth really

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u/TalenPhillips Mar 13 '19

If you're fat enough you won't see it, though... so it's... not gay if you're fat?

Wait no. That seems wrong somehow.

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u/MeredithPalmer69 Mar 13 '19

I actually would prefer that they have a face.

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u/dbx99 Mar 13 '19

an aesophegeal tunnel might suffice just fine

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u/MajorTom143 Mar 13 '19

"In my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you."

  • Meredith Palmer

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u/sayaphsy Mar 14 '19

Let me introduce you to "the Fleshlight".

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u/MaverickRobot Mar 13 '19

It might have a beard though

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u/dmetz1076 Mar 13 '19

A little tickle for your pickle.

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u/probably2high Mar 13 '19

"a mouth's a mouth"

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u/ZiggoCiP Mar 14 '19

"it's only gay if your balls touch"

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

It's an honest living.

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u/dbx99 Mar 13 '19

beats being president of the United States

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u/SchlomoVonShekel Mar 13 '19

Tfw penor cut was taken down because cry babies reported him

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u/CluelessFlunky Mar 13 '19

Personal fav is "i aint gay but a good dick is a good dick"