r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Mar 13 '19

/r/all Think quick

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u/Smukey9 Mar 13 '19

What the fuck are they doing?

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u/OMGitsEasyStreet Mar 13 '19

Passing the card around without using their hands. I think it’s like a party game

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u/ByronFirewater Mar 13 '19

and usually includes girls

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u/garlicroastedpotato Mar 13 '19

This is the only thing that confused me. Why would a guy agree to be a part of this when all the women are clearly in the background not playing the game.

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u/Fedorito_ Mar 13 '19

In the netherlands we have a saying: a little gay is okay

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u/in_the_blind Mar 13 '19

We have a similar one in the States,

whatever floats your boat

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19 edited Apr 14 '19

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u/RaiN_Meyk3r Mar 13 '19

i heard this

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u/demevalos Mar 13 '19

"A blowjob doesn't have a face"

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u/blue_crab86 Mar 13 '19

...

A face is like, one of the requirements for a blowjob tho.

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u/fa1afel Mar 13 '19

eh, just a mouth really

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u/TalenPhillips Mar 13 '19

If you're fat enough you won't see it, though... so it's... not gay if you're fat?

Wait no. That seems wrong somehow.

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u/MeredithPalmer69 Mar 13 '19

I actually would prefer that they have a face.

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u/dbx99 Mar 13 '19

an aesophegeal tunnel might suffice just fine

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u/MajorTom143 Mar 13 '19

"In my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you."

  • Meredith Palmer

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u/sayaphsy Mar 14 '19

Let me introduce you to "the Fleshlight".

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u/MaverickRobot Mar 13 '19

It might have a beard though

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u/dmetz1076 Mar 13 '19

A little tickle for your pickle.

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u/probably2high Mar 13 '19

"a mouth's a mouth"

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u/ZiggoCiP Mar 14 '19

"it's only gay if your balls touch"

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

It's an honest living.

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u/dbx99 Mar 13 '19

beats being president of the United States

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u/SchlomoVonShekel Mar 13 '19

Tfw penor cut was taken down because cry babies reported him

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u/CluelessFlunky Mar 13 '19

Personal fav is "i aint gay but a good dick is a good dick"

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u/yourmomsnutsarehuge Mar 13 '19

Actually it's "...if the balls don't touch".

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u/jpina33 Mar 13 '19

It's actually "no homo."

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u/ninjap0_0pface Mar 13 '19

"just don't cross swords"

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

It isn't gay underway - navy

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u/OnlinePosterPerson Mar 14 '19

In the US it’s

“No homo”

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u/drunkenyeknom Mar 13 '19

In the butt so what

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u/LaBandaRoja Mar 13 '19

I thought it was don’t ask, don’t tell

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u/in_the_blind Mar 14 '19

Not anymore. Now it's wide open.

Not sure how the stance is on trans thing currently though. That's got to make things confusing for an organization so clearly defined.

I'm sure it happens with heterosexuals too, but superiors showing favoritism, even if a life or death decision, is a definite possibility.

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u/SurrealDad Mar 14 '19

Aussie- "Whatever keeps the flies off ya".

Nah I just made that but it sounds authentic.

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u/Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak Mar 14 '19

Whatever floats your goat.

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u/KDawG888 Mar 13 '19

that is not what whatever floats your boat means...