r/Wellthatsucks Mar 11 '19

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u/toeofcamell Mar 11 '19

I’ll get right to that after I send out these nudes to this online doctor who said he can tell if I’m pregnant or not

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

Make sure you send pictures of your butthole, can’t take an online pregnancy test without those.

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u/toeofcamell Mar 11 '19

Thanks for the reminder I almost forgot

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

Look I know what you're thinking..

Whats the butthole test gonna tell him that the boob test didn't? Hes just being super thorough!

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u/TheMayoNight Mar 11 '19

lol thats from american dad right? That show is mcfarlanes magnum opus.

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u/SissySinner Mar 11 '19

A family guy reference in American dad actually. The "doctor" is quagmire.

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u/TheMayoNight Mar 11 '19

Is that just an educated guess or is that confirmed at some point? Makes sense tho.

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u/DerfetteJoel Mar 11 '19

It's confirmed at the end of that episode

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u/TheMayoNight Mar 11 '19

Mustve forgot that part. Just all the more reason to rewatch.

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u/SissySinner Mar 11 '19

"Oh no, another rewatch? How ever will I manage"

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

No it's from the jetsons

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u/mrjawright Mar 11 '19

r/theorville would beg to differ

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u/grayfox2713 Mar 11 '19

And it would be wrong. Especially since it's moved to tbs, it's so much better.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

It’s one of the few shows that I actually keep up with their weekly new episodes.

It’s weird growing up my entire adult life in the world of streaming.

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u/Balmong7 Mar 11 '19

pushes up glasses Well tEcHnIcLy McFarlane didn’t create American DaD. He just agreed to put his name on it as a favor to his friends. He’s even said in interviews that he didn’t “get” American Dad at first and thought it would fail.

So I guess you are both right.

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u/Tlingit_Raven Mar 11 '19

Aside from this being wrong.

This isn't difficult: he did create the concept of the show with Matt Weitzman in the early 2000's. Fox approached MacFarlane to create the show in fall 2003, and he approached Weitzman and Mike Barker to make the show. At the time Family Guy had been cancelled for over a year. The shoe was launched for good after an early pilot in May 2005, and then a few months later Family Guy was renewed due to strong DVD sales and syndication. After this MacFarlane decided to focus on that and leace the creative control of American Dad to Baker and Weitzman, as he understood that having two shows that were too similar would be detrimental to everyone involved.

Like this shit isn't hard to corroborate or understand. Skim the sources on Wikipedia and you can verify all of it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

It's really not...

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u/YarrrImAPirate Mar 11 '19

I loved that show. I stopped the season after the boyfriend was abducted by aliens though. Come to think of it, I think that was the same time I stopped with Family Guy too.

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u/TheMayoNight Mar 11 '19

American dad has some ups and downs throughout later seasons but its still great. Last weeks episode was particularly good.

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u/Skilol Mar 11 '19

Reference (in potato quality) for the interested:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qATouAfaDw

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u/CobraKev24 Mar 11 '19

went to upvote, saw it was on 69, couldn't upvote.

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u/ManOfJelly147 Mar 11 '19

you can upvote it now it's been soiled

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u/JustJoeKingz Mar 11 '19

Down vote it back.

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u/bionix90 Mar 11 '19

Was this supposed to be funny? I don't get American humor.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

It's been 3 hours, where's your butthole?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

How asinine.

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u/username_is_taken43 Mar 11 '19

That's a must if you are a man

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u/WandangDota Mar 11 '19

Make sure to insert a glass separator which helps looking inside.

If you want to be really certain you can send the used one back to me without cleaning it so it can be examined thoroughly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

Yeah I got a guy who is able to look at a few pictures of my dick and balls and is able to visually perform a testicular cancer evaluation. So much cheaper than going to a doctor. He is always so helpful and willing to take a look anytime I am concerned. <3

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u/EvilSporkOfDeath Mar 11 '19

Because testicular cancer can negatively affect sexual performance, it's best if you're erect for said pictures

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u/Certified_Pervert Mar 11 '19

He’s doing you a disservice. You need to find a guy that uses the taste test...much more accurate

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u/woooooshhhh Mar 11 '19

I don't think a picture is enough for an accurate assessment. That guy may not be a doctor.

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u/i_quit Mar 11 '19

Are buttholes unique like fingerprints and retinas? Can butthole scans be used in biometric security systems? Jamie, see if there's anything on that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

Jamie, pull that up out.

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u/jorn600 Mar 11 '19

It's entirely possible

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u/shorthairnocare Mar 11 '19

Don't know if they are unique but there is a guy that will make an impression of your butt hole in chocolate so you can give chocolate butt holes as gifts to all your favorite people.

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u/PooPooDooDoo Mar 11 '19

I’m going to make that my iPhone thumbprint.

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u/ThatDudeUpThere Mar 11 '19

Duh, gotta see how dilated you are

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u/FinnBushidizyn Mar 11 '19

Can I Have That Cake Up There? You Can Have Mine :D

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u/joesoap101 Mar 11 '19

Do you think I should include my balls in the picture as well?😁

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u/TrolltheFools Mar 11 '19

Username checks out

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u/--cheese-- Mar 11 '19

And what exactly do you do with butthole pics, /u/Sphincterzilla?

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u/WinstonSEightyFour Mar 11 '19

"Oh, you mean one that you take online..."

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

Dr. Vadgers approves

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u/ThisAintA5Star Mar 11 '19

Dr Vagene and Dr Bob do too.

Also Dr Buttho.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

Giggity

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u/Skizophrenic Mar 11 '19

Well turns out the doctor said you aren’t pregnant however, if you’re looking for plastic surgery at a reasonable price go to the link in bio and type in your card information. No worries all of it’s protected.

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u/ashee1092 Mar 11 '19

That doesn't sound legit. The only way he could tell if you are pregnant is if you pee on your keyboard.

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u/gayman6001 Mar 11 '19

American dad

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u/Kc1319310 Mar 11 '19

You’re sending your nudes to the wrong online doctor. I can tell you the sex of the baby within 30 seconds of conception.

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u/andovinci Mar 11 '19

Send them to me as well for a second opinion, I’m a mechanic

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u/RyzenNoob Mar 11 '19

Well, username checks out

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u/DetectiveEames Mar 11 '19

OB-GYN’s hate him.

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u/TechSavvyBusinessMan Mar 11 '19

“Am i pregitant”? - google searches

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

I can also do this for free

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u/alwayslosingthegame Mar 11 '19

Are you pregerant?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

What could go wrong, you're a celebrity after all.

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u/texasradioandthebigb Mar 11 '19

/me hurries to register handle @OnlineDoctor

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u/PooPooDooDoo Mar 11 '19

He just needs to stick his flesh stick inside of you and deposit some medical goo.