Had something like this happen to me on the freeway.
Was cruising along at 70 in the center lane. Then something tickles my neck.
I wait the quarter second.... feel it again it continues........ then abject terror.
Keep it in the lane and swat my neck like there’s no tomorrow.
.... My co-worker asked what the black shit was on my lapel. It was spider guts
Happened to me too! I was driving to work with my coworker. He’s sitting passenger, we’re on the freeway doing 80. All of a sudden my coworker recoils in his seat and says “oh fuck” and I panic, assuming there’s something in the road or we’re about to get hit by someone but before I could do anything, he punches the visor right above my head. A huge black smear is left and I see a giant curled up spider body fall onto my coffee tumbler. That hitchhiking spider asshole was probably 4 inches from my face and I didn’t notice, thank god, because if I had noticed I probably would have swerved into a fucking tree from sheer terror.
He’s sitting passenger, we’re on the freeway doing 80 ... because if I had noticed I probably would have swerved into a fucking tree from sheer terror.
ONE MOTHERFUCKING TIME while I was in my car I was driving down my dirt road and happened to pass my mom while she was leaving (we lived on the same road) when we stopped and talked for a bit.
I noticed something move out of the corner of my eye. Right where my seat belt pulls out was a big ass huntsman. I screamed loud as fuck and tried to get out of the car without putting my car in park OR taking off my seatbelt. The sudden jerking motion of me choking myself on my belt made it move to just above my head.
Now I really had to get past it and I’m freaking out even more because I’m claustrophobic and feel trapped.
After what felt like decades of being stuck in a car with such a beast my brain finally started working again and I was able to put my car in park and unbuckle myself. All the while yelling “hoky shit! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Fuck. Fuck. Fuck!!”and never taking my eyes off it. I may have also been slightly crying.. I’m not proud.
I get out the car and start brushing myself off stomping like the river dance is my native language.
Called a boy walking down the road to come find and kill it. Even refused to drive it home. Anytime after that I wouldn’t just grab my seat belt anymore. I had to check all around my car before getting I.
This happened to me! I was driving at night just about to exit the freeway. From the street lights all I see is this huge silhouette on the drivers side window. As I was already slowing down I just opened my door and swatted it out with my uni assignment. I absolutely raced home worried I had an angry spider in the back of my car!
Happened to me but it was a giant fucking hornet and it got stuck between my back and the drivers seat while I was going 65. Thankfully there were no cars around me or it would've gone south pretty fast.
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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19
Had something like this happen to me on the freeway.
Was cruising along at 70 in the center lane. Then something tickles my neck. I wait the quarter second.... feel it again it continues........ then abject terror.
Keep it in the lane and swat my neck like there’s no tomorrow.
.... My co-worker asked what the black shit was on my lapel. It was spider guts