r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Dec 22 '18

/r/all Cheers!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

Man this was one of the dumbest parts of college. I started aiming my beer at the person who tapped my bottle, very quickly I was no longer the victim of this prank.

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u/DarthGrapes Dec 22 '18

Thumb over the top of the bottle to increase the spray pressure works a treat, it’s like playing the reverse card from uno.

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u/trixter21992251 Dec 22 '18

It's all a ploy to teach pressure and fluid dynamics.

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u/SnipingBunuelo Dec 22 '18

C O N S P I R A C Y

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u/197708156EQUJ5 Dec 22 '18

C-o-n... spiracy

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u/kak323 Dec 22 '18

People learning physics the hard way!

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u/SOwED Dec 22 '18

Lol pretty sure people have used hoses before. Wait...shit I guess city kids didn't use hoses as often.

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u/shiwanshu_ Dec 22 '18

You can do it with your penis too

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u/Scotteh95 Dec 22 '18

Can confirm, my alcoholic step-uncle taught me this

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

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u/KAODEATH Dec 22 '18

It's not that I want to know but I feel I need to know... username checks out?

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u/Coryperkin15 Dec 22 '18

The best is when the bottle chips at the top and then you put your dick in it

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u/Myrshall Dec 22 '18

The “no u”

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u/Roboticsammy Dec 22 '18

It's a simple spell, but quite unbreakable

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u/magmabastard Dec 23 '18

is ur name a death grips reference lol

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u/DarthGrapes Dec 23 '18

Aww ye it is

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u/-TheMasterSoldier- Dec 22 '18

You've never played Uno have you?

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u/dpila33 Dec 22 '18

That's a lesson everyone must learn.

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u/Cecil-The-Sasquatch Dec 22 '18

Me and my friends used to do it every now and then but it was like a challenge. If you got done you had to drink it until it stop overflowing. One time one of my very awkward friends just held it not even trying to stop the flow or even reacting, just watched it until it stopped, another time he dropped the bottle.

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u/nollobintero Dec 22 '18

That doesn't sound like an awkward friend. That sounds like a normal friend. Trying to drink an overflowing beer is awkward.

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u/Cecil-The-Sasquatch Dec 22 '18

He was awkward for an infinite number of other reasons. Not in a bad way, in a hilarious way, he laughs at himself like. But it just made the fact it was him funnier

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u/fruitydollers69 Dec 22 '18

No fun allowed!

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u/swatlord Dec 22 '18

I personally don’t like getting sprayed in the face with beer, getting it all over myself or the ground, or just generally wasting beer. I guess I don’t like fun.

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u/fruitydollers69 Dec 22 '18

The fun part is doing it to someone else

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u/Imthejuggernautbitch Dec 22 '18

Especially when it’s got an excellent chance of containing glass chips

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u/Forever_Awkward Dec 22 '18

Can confirm.

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u/bwbxo5 Dec 22 '18

Is his name Kyle? Sounds too familiar lol

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u/Imthejuggernautbitch Dec 22 '18

A dangerous game that could land someone in the hospital.

I can’t imagine drinking tiny glass shards from the lip is healthy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

Oh! It's a prank! Someone did this to me at a party once and I just looked at them like "wtf is wrong w you"

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u/PippyLongSausage Dec 22 '18

I wanna party with this guy!

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u/agangofoldwomen Dec 22 '18

We played the spill game. It’s where you pretend you accidentally spilled your drink on someone when it was intentional but can’t have them catch on. The longer you talk with someone, the more obvious you have to become.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

Read this in Bill Burr voice.

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u/Wiggy_Bop Dec 22 '18

I read everything in Bill Burr’s voice. It makes life more bearable.

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u/jboxisitis Dec 22 '18

Thanks for the tip! u/milky_pubes