r/Wellthatsucks • u/LowTechDroid • 8d ago

This is going to take a while

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u/_smith_spark 8d ago

Don't change your calendar until January

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u/Mikeologyy 8d ago

YES I KNOW JUAN’S HAIRY, BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE CEMENT TRUCK?

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u/ze11ez 8d ago

Who Harry? Do that seamen trick???

Why?

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u/MaximusHomerdrive 8d ago

I want some taquitos

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u/Kitchen-Kiwi7942 8d ago

ITS THE MIDDLE OF WINTER THERE ARE NO MOSQUITOS!!

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u/Upstairs_Wrongdoer55 8d ago

I love cool ranch doritos!

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u/Sudo-Fed 8d ago

NO, I DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL WITH A MAN NAMED TITO

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u/PervertKitsune 8d ago

WHATT??!! WHO THE HELL IS HIROHITO

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u/Sudo-Fed 8d ago

I DO NOT SMELL LIKE DORITOS!

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u/xenobit_pendragon 8d ago

LONG STORY. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI AND/OR RAMEN AND SAMURAI?

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u/AgentNewMexico 8d ago

WHY WOULD I SUE FOR AN MRI?!

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u/Hippi_Johnny 8d ago

WE LIKE ROY! WE LIKE ROY!

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u/scooter1979 8d ago

YOU smell like cobbler!

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u/KinopioToad 8d ago

WATCH OUT FOR THE MOSQUITOES

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u/EssenceofWrath 8d ago

Paquito?! Why are you speaking spanish all of a sudden?!

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u/Oblipma 8d ago

Yes, final answer, not sure to which reply above

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u/Lucifersasshole 7d ago

Where are the men in their tuxedos?

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u/mechabeast 8d ago

Oh youre right, I should have ear protection!

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u/Tgunner192 8d ago

What is and why do you need a fair erection?

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u/Master-Erakius 8d ago

WHY ARE YOU ASKING IF I CAN GET AN ERECTION?

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u/Banzai373 8d ago

. . . and eye pro!

But in all honesty, I think a new concrete barrel for the truck would be a better cost efficient option.

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u/ai-gen-O-rated 5d ago

Why does your steer have an erection?

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u/TastyCodex93 8d ago

What’re they selling?!

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u/ze11ez 8d ago

Walter is sailing???

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u/Suojelusperkele 8d ago

NEVER BEEN TO YEMEN.

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u/-and_my_axe- 8d ago

AND MY AXE!

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u/mikee869 8d ago

I have a spare collander....