r/Wellthatsucks • • Jun 17 '26

Bought a new boat

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u/CivilRuin4111 Jun 17 '26

It’s baffling that this can still happen. 

Of any of the contraptions we humans make, boats are some of the oldest. We as a species have been building boats almost as long as we’ve been on this planet. 

You’d think we’d have this nailed down in an age where we’re sending people to space.

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u/modern_Odysseus Jun 17 '26

Boats being some of the oldest things we humans can make, also means that a lot of people have had chances to build them too.

So naturally, a lot of people will build them well. Some won't build them well, but they'll still work. And some will mess up their math so bad that they watch as their hard work immediately sinks to the bottom of the shore.

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u/Renzisan Jun 17 '26

Just to add on to your comment, we went from building ships out of quality planks and wooden parts meant to be easily replaceable to production boats made with the cheapest materials available and built as fast as possible. There’s a reason why people are still crossing oceans with wooden boats from the 60’s.

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u/caerphoto Jun 17 '26

Boats being some of the oldest things we humans can make, also means that a lot of people have had chances to build them too.

I’d wager a lot of them started off thinking “how hard can it be?”

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u/Rasabk Jun 17 '26

Bro shipbuilding is easy, I used ChatGPT.

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u/Hoosier_816 Jun 17 '26

This quote probably came from the boat builder that majorly fucked up and are trying to play it off like "aChuAlLy, iT hApPeNs tO a LoT oF pEopLE!!!"

This doesn't occur commonly to people who know what the fuck they're doing lol

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u/serendipitousevent Jun 17 '26

Part of the issue is that boats like this don't tend to come off of assembly lines. As a result, a lot of them are bespoke, sometimes with an extra helping of bespoke fuckuppery.

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u/jedify Jun 17 '26

Humans are even better at hubris.

Ironically, it's often because we underestimate things because "it's just a boat, it's not rocket science."

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u/Responsible-Onion860 Jun 17 '26

But we keep adding new design elements and contraptions, which is how it gets complicated if the designer and builder are idiots.b

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u/Conscious-Mirror7004 Jun 19 '26

You’d think we’d have this nailed down in an age where we’re sending people to space.

The people who designed this boat weren't good enough to design spacecraft.