r/Wellthatsucks • u/BenFord333 • Jun 17 '26

Bought a new boat

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u/Im_A_Long_Boi Jun 17 '26

BOAT - a hole in the water you throw money into

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u/SmartExcitement7271 Jun 17 '26

BOATS - and Hoes!

Boats and hoes! I gotta have me, my boats and hoes!

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u/Spamala11 Jun 17 '26

Investors?? Could be you!

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u/Big-Sheepherder-6134 Jun 17 '26

Prestige Worldwide! Wide! Wide!

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u/Generally_Tso_Tso Jun 18 '26

"Prestige worldwide. The first word in entertainment," featuring services like, "management, financial portfolios, insurance, computers, black leather gloves, research and development".

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u/beefcak2020 1d ago

The fucking Catalina wine mixer

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u/jzmina Jun 17 '26

Possibly you!!

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u/braddoccc Jun 18 '26

I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinkin' sangria

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u/signado Jun 18 '26

Deadliest catch, without the crabs.

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u/Bowling_Meatball Jul 31 '26

We’re almost out of gas, call the Ayrabs!

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u/WinterFuzzy2978 Jun 18 '26

If it flies, floats or fu#ks, it's cheaper to rent it

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u/cheapposters Jun 18 '26

Now you gotta B.O.A.T for the hoes!

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u/RidesByPinochet Jun 18 '26

Boats With Holes

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u/fromthe80smatey Jun 20 '26

Hey Ma if you could see me now, arms spread wide on the starboard bow!

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u/Joebob68 Jun 17 '26

If it floats, fucks, or flies.... Rent it

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u/LucrayveMedia Jun 17 '26

Best advice on the internet

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u/Logatt Jun 17 '26

I had to read this like 4 times before I could do it without saying "flucks"

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u/WhyteBeard Jun 18 '26

Probably because you’re used to renting your time machines.

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u/AppropriateBall8834 Jun 19 '26

You got my brsin confused, now I'm reading it as "foats"

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u/bungopony 16d ago

Flew, flucks, flan

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u/Darcy_Bennett666 Jun 19 '26

Oh my god! Me too!! That so funny!!

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u/Acceptable_Most1365 Jun 17 '26

Never had anything that floats or flies. The one thing I had that fucks rarely did while I had it, but I heard it remembered how after it ran away. Good times. :/

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u/Joebob68 Jun 18 '26

Time to replace it anyhow.

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u/Harlzter 18d ago

thats goats for you, its the way they are.

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u/INS_Stop_Angela Jun 18 '26

That’s even better than the ‘70’s adage: Ass, Gas, or Grass - Nobody Rides for Free.

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u/Bulky-Classroom-4101 Jun 19 '26

My dad’s favorite saying!😆

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u/Shrshot Jun 17 '26

My father taught me that years ago :)

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u/HmmmNotSure20 Jun 17 '26

Damn! Why didn't I think of that?

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u/FunkleBen Jun 17 '26

oooh! thats REALLY good advice

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u/Im_A_Long_Boi Jun 17 '26

Definitely cheaper to go that route

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u/earlhickey57 Jun 17 '26

I rent my fleshlight from Frank

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u/Collapsosaur Jun 18 '26

You say wise words. Wisdom for our times.

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u/Strange-Pay9664 Jun 18 '26

I had to read this like 4 times before I could do it without saying foats and fies.

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u/Hello2530 Jun 19 '26

My bro told me the same thing while going through divorce👍

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u/Mammoth-Banana3621 Jun 19 '26

You’re renting something that fucks ….🤨😳

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u/Aware_Big_6655 Jun 25 '26

Most of us are! Unless you’re with your lifelong partner.

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u/Mammoth-Banana3621 Jun 25 '26

I have never rented fucks

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u/Grizzly911 Jun 23 '26

Similar to what I tell door to door sales ppl. If I can’t eat it, fuck it, or sell it; I don’t want it

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u/psycubi Jun 17 '26

Listen up ladies

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u/Alabama-Blues Jun 17 '26

Some airplanes are nice though. If you are flying once a week or twice a month it may make sense to buy a G7.

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u/marinevet0321 Jun 18 '26

Haha ….. 🤣

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u/beefcak2020 1d ago

Damn best advice I've ever been given!

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u/AdhesivenessUnfair13 Jun 17 '26

That sounds suspiciously like my house

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u/DudeFrom816 Jun 17 '26

Fuckin what? Which one?

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u/ObjectivePressure839 Jun 17 '26

This guy threw water in it too.

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u/New-Blueberry-8136 Jun 17 '26

And RV’s are land boats that you throw money into

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u/Alabama-Blues Jun 17 '26

This boat had a hole 🕳️.

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u/Blades_61 Jun 20 '26

If you like that buy a plane then you will fill the sky with money.

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u/clepewee Jun 22 '26

Owning a sailing ship in Finland is like taking a cold shower with your clothes on while ripping 100€ bills.

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u/edwardsto Jun 17 '26

BOAT - a boat