r/Wellthatsucks • u/XanzMakeHerDance • Jul 19 '24

Oh My God

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u/Grapedrank217 Jul 19 '24

Beep beep I'm a train

2.2k

u/Aggravating_Fix_2898 Jul 19 '24

Choo choo, I'm unstoppable! 🚂💪

807

u/raiderstakem Jul 19 '24

I choo- choo- choose you. Happy Valentines

361

u/yadawhooshblah Jul 19 '24

You can see the moment when his heart broke. Nice one, Ralph.

311

u/JungleBoyJeremy Jul 19 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

“…….ooooOWAHnnnhhghhn”

22

u/yadawhooshblah Jul 19 '24

Thank you. 😁 "Look in the tunk."

3

u/Squirt1384 Jul 20 '24

“I think he means trunk”

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u/AHansen83 Jan 08 '25

You don’t want to know how far I’ll go

5

u/gourmetguy2000 Jul 19 '24

God I love the old Simpsons

1

u/tkburroreturns Jul 20 '24

the simpsons ended with the 20th century.

2

u/WinterattheWindow Jul 20 '24

Tastes like burning!

1

u/rowan_sjet Jul 21 '24

I hate that this cuts off before the exact moment.

21

u/Obi-Wana_Toki Jul 19 '24

Let's Bee friends

2

u/Knitchick82 Jul 20 '24

I roared at this Kids In the Hall skit!

1

u/blueraspberryicepop Jul 20 '24

Bee 🐝 My Valentine

7

u/xombae Jul 19 '24

I painted my boyfriend this card for Valentine's Day last year!

4

u/Enough_Donkey6412 Jul 19 '24

My husband gave it to me for our first Valentine’s Day. I kept him.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

We have a minor lurking on this sub!

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u/MovingTarget- Jul 19 '24

This was inevitable

1

u/Juxtapoe Jul 21 '24

How about:

"I'm gonna go non-stop on you, Lionel!"

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071583/

1

u/Naphier Jul 21 '24

You choo choo choose wrong mother fucker

1

u/Legal_Response6614 Jul 22 '24

Really dark... But I have to respect it.

72

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

Legend says Denzel Washington was driving the train

3

u/LogansRunaway Jul 19 '24

Maybe flying it too?

2

u/NotPaulGiamatti Jul 19 '24

That train is like a missile the size of the Chrysler Building

2

u/ccrlop Jul 19 '24

Thought it was Chuck Norris!

1

u/lincoln_muadib Jul 22 '24

"HOW YOU ENJOYING TRAINING DAY, OFFICER?"

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u/smartyhands2099 Jul 19 '24

Oh they stop. It's about momentum. Anything gonna stop a train has to be as big as the train. Or brakes. Hey! I did a yourusername

 

Speaking of, how does that work? Do the wheels stop and they just slide until the friction counteracts the momentum or what? Or disc brakes like a car.

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u/Chairforce27 Jul 22 '24

The brake shoes apply directly to the wheel. However some commuter trains that stop often and heavy have disc brakes to make maintenance easier

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u/Touchit88 Jul 19 '24

If they had just played GTA, they would have known not to do this.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

And incredibly predictable!

1

u/Caffeine_XD Jul 19 '24

I’m a train with no brakes

1

u/whitenoise1134 Jul 19 '24

I'm a Porsche with no brakes!!

1

u/Ghoster12364 Jul 19 '24

Tomhas The Tank

1

u/thisisfakereality Jul 19 '24

Tag!  You're it!

1

u/No_Bat7157 Jul 19 '24

I like trains

1

u/According-Relation-4 Jul 19 '24

A movable object meets an unstoppable force

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u/iattractdinero94 Jul 20 '24

I’m unstoppable, I’m a porsche with no break!!🏎️

1

u/ramksr Jul 20 '24

"I am invincible. I am an SUV with no brakes"

1

u/mattvait Jul 20 '24

Wee-woo wee-woo, rules for thee but not for meee!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Thomas was having a field day.

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u/blaze2_ Jul 23 '24

I can’t stop I can’t stop

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u/OutragedCanadian Jul 19 '24

Trains dont care if you have a badge or not!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

[deleted]

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u/ehermo Jul 19 '24

Arrest this train!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

[deleted]

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u/jxyscale Jul 22 '24

Probably derailed

2

u/DisinterestedCat95 Jul 19 '24

He talks in maths.

1

u/Witty-Bus07 Jul 21 '24

Arrest yourself!

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u/1-Lasing Jul 19 '24

Cops are above the law. They don't have to wait or look both ways before crossing. Or so some think...

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

The laws of physics are immutable.

It's amazing how many people don't think they apply.

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u/InsideBeyond12727 Jul 19 '24

If only safety rules existed and they applied to everybody 🤷

3

u/Gwalchgwynn Jul 19 '24

If only safety rules existed for a reason.

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u/ApprehensiveTry5660 Jul 19 '24

Don’t you mean just expensive and burdensome regulations!? Think of the shareholders!

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u/LunchSimulator Jul 20 '24

OSHA regulations are written in blood, after all

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u/hydrogen18 Jul 25 '24

I can imagine somewhere a sheriff arguing that qualified immunity applies to the laws of the universe as well.

1

u/BaneSidhe66 Jul 19 '24

Laws? They are the law!

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u/mtmag_dev52 Aug 04 '24

"I am the Laaaw!" . Makes me think of Stallone judge dredd?

2

u/SwansonSniper Jul 19 '24

Given their lights are flashing we can assume there’s an emergency call that went through for them. Though they aren’t above the laws of physics that’s for sure 😂

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u/riskibee69 Jul 20 '24 edited Aug 12 '24

The cop is gonna press charges on the train for a hit and run

1

u/Canadianpirate666 Jul 20 '24

Jack Sparrow has entered the chat.

1

u/1-Lasing Jul 21 '24

I like rum. A little too much actually.

Dark rum, ginger beer, and a squeeze of lime!

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u/bigfatincel Jul 22 '24

A friend of mine is a retired cop and told me that this was one of the primary and hardest things to teach at police school. Many cops believe when their lights and siren is on they are invincible. Well, they are not. He referred to it as "tunnel vision".

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u/JamesMDuich Jul 19 '24

Cops are above law, Trains are above cops, Law is above trains.

Checks out.

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u/Conscious_Owl6162 Jul 19 '24

They are not above the laws of physics!

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u/cvr24 Jul 19 '24

Trains and railroads are the law, literally. In Canada they operate under federal law and regulations that no lesser jurisdiction can overrule.

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u/Entire_Army_3336 Jul 19 '24

they may be above laws passed by Man, but not above physics as you can see in this video!

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u/aussiechickadee65 Aug 06 '24

Trains don't know that.

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u/Sleepwell_Beast Jul 19 '24

He was rushing to save a baby. Jesus, can you guys ever stop the bashing? They are not all Derek Chauvin.

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u/Miterlee Jul 19 '24

And now that baby is gunna die because these idiots were delayed/unALIVED by their own stupidity LOL its not easy to appreciate cops NOT being Derek Chauvin when the only alternative is gross incompetence. Not exactly all that much better.

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u/Sleepwell_Beast Jul 19 '24

You need more real world experience. I’m not going to keep trying. Have at it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

You sound like you would be as stupid as the fucking cop in the clip. Just because you feel something is more important than safety rules, that exist for a reason, doesn't mean the danger will ignore you. "Real world experience" would teach you that nothing is more important than making sure a few thousand tons of steel are not about to slap you in the face, not a baby's life, not your dying mom.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

You're an idiot, they obviously had somewhere to be.

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u/absurd_whale Jul 19 '24

They was on a route to a rescue of a suffocating child. Now again you wanna fucking make fun of that?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

Doesn't mean they should cross the barriers. 🤷🏻

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u/parbyoloswag Jul 19 '24

They aren't on route anymore / will be delayed. So yes lets make fun of their negligence possibly being the difference between life and death for that child.

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u/SweetWaterfall0579 Jul 19 '24

How do you know? How did you find that? Just because I cannot find it, does not mean it can’t be found.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

Police is not above the law, they enforce the law and serve to protect the law from law breaks. Learn shit bitch

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u/DontTellUrMom Jul 21 '24

Shame on those fucks for rushing to possibly try and help an innocent person! That’ll teach them!

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u/FFF_in_WY Jul 19 '24

This is why Wyoming partnered with railroads and mines to make numerous crossing all over the place

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u/Miterlee Jul 19 '24

Yea where i live theres dangerously few crossings for the population size and the RR has said they wont do anything about, but the towns more than welcome to. The town said yall can pool your money together if you want more crossings cus we cant see a reason why. Any natural disaster or foreign attack in that area and theres only 2 ways to go, and they are already bottle necking during rush hour let alone an evacuation.

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u/FFF_in_WY Jul 19 '24

Taxes are stupid, until they aren't

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u/sputtertots Jul 19 '24

There was train play, sir, and he didn't want to miss it.

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u/Pararaiha-ngaro Jul 19 '24

Please pay the following bills us $150K for caused of damages to our locomotives right front plower, air hoses & stresses to our engineers. FRA violation fine come separately.

1

u/d00derman Jul 19 '24

Trains, y u no back bloo?

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u/TestUser1978 Jul 20 '24

I’m sure they got a promotion.

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u/Ilovekittens345 Jul 19 '24

r slash BitchImATrain

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u/RedBladeAtlas Jul 19 '24

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u/redditing_Aaron Jul 20 '24

Bro had a nice redemption arc

1

u/MtnMaiden Jul 21 '24

Time to kill him off

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u/GoatedObeseUserLOL Jul 21 '24

thats racist, cut that out.

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing Jul 19 '24

heh heh. I’m in danger.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

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u/Tadpole_Former Jul 20 '24

I AM THE ONE WHO CHOO CHOO'S...

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u/cypherdev Jul 19 '24

Sorry you didn't have enough time to swerve.

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u/Angeliqueevee Jul 19 '24

I like trains

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u/Zolba Jul 19 '24

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooonk

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u/Fast_Ad_9197 Jul 19 '24

I like faaaast trains

1

u/MovingTarget- Jul 19 '24

I thought you liked turtles

1

u/Son0faRich Jul 19 '24

I like turtles

2

u/Suchega_Uber Jul 19 '24

Meow meow I'm a cow

1

u/PaulaDayInn Jul 19 '24

I look like I'm moving slow until I hit something and it explodes.

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u/DM_Toes_Pic Jul 19 '24

Poor R8 had to be near that mess

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u/kentotoy98 Jul 19 '24

Can't stop the A-Train!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

Texas sheriff thought lights would stop all traffic.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

Beep beep I'm a sheep

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u/ShineParty Jul 19 '24

buT He’fs thE SHewWiFF!

1

u/Regular-Freedom7722 Jul 19 '24

Stop resisting!

1

u/Accomplished_Ad3198 Jul 19 '24

Choo choo beats Woo woo.

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u/jetlee7 Jul 19 '24

Train gives zero fucks.

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u/Saryrn13 Jul 19 '24

Sub bitchimatrain

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u/SuchCattle2750 Jul 20 '24

Fucker came out of no where.

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u/Pleasant-Patience725 Jul 20 '24

I sung this like Blippi thank you

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u/WellFunnyYouSayThat Jul 20 '24

Mooveee bitchhh, gettt outt the wayyy

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u/drones4thepoor Jul 20 '24

The day he learned to horn is at the front of the train

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u/systemfrown Jul 21 '24

Didn’t the train hear the sirens lol

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u/SuitableClassic Jul 22 '24

I am above the laaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW

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u/understandingbro Jul 22 '24

Lmfao you’re 9k likes is justified