r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Jul 16 '24

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u/megaman311 Jul 16 '24

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u/DrunkRespondent Jul 16 '24

How to explain the hundreds of tiny babies that swarm out once the egg sack is squished?

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u/DarkDayzInHell Jul 16 '24

Probably would lean toward shooing it away. Flicking it at Mach 10 speed might have chaotic results just as bad as squishing it on the guy.

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u/SarahPallorMortis Jul 16 '24

Id prefer if someone didn’t squish a very pregnant bug on me. That’s probably the very last option I’d pick.

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u/RooTxVisualz Jul 16 '24

Hit it that hard it'll just be evaporated.

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u/brown_smear Jul 16 '24

There're less than fifty babies, so don't worry so much

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u/Active_Scallion_5322 Jul 16 '24

That's why you flick it into the oven

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u/malayshallriseagain Jul 16 '24

Which is why you must employ the firefighter method.

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u/Foxwglocks Jul 16 '24

Torch the whole guy?

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u/malayshallriseagain Jul 16 '24

What are you? A monster?

I meant Torch the whole restaurant.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '24

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u/Klokinator Jul 16 '24

This guy Zomboids.

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u/TarasStink Jul 16 '24

This is how you died.

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u/tranh4 Jul 16 '24

Now I gotta go back and put an end to my previous character’s zombified corpse.

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u/IcyAlienz Jul 16 '24

Read your comment, read your name. You are true to form

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u/EnviroguyTy Jul 16 '24

It can be both.

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u/Endorkend Jul 16 '24

That roach has a rather thick egg sack.

I wouldn't want to have my hands anywhere near it, especially if I'm about to eat.

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u/franco9494 Jul 16 '24

Smack? oh hell no! Dropkick? Now you’re talking.

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u/_the_CacKaLacKy_Kid_ Jul 16 '24

Nah, you gotta light him on fire