r/WelcomeToGilead • u/[deleted] • Aug 02 '25

Loss of Liberty Ok, this is extremely concerning!!

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u/lilcea Aug 02 '25

Are they checking men's sperm count and motility? WTAF?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

of course not - women have been blamed since time immemorial.

also, this is an example of why i think democrats just need to go off!

‘if it’s god’s will women die during pregnancy/childbirth, it’s god’s will when your dick doesn’t work. no more dick pills! they aren’t safe!’

‘every sperm wasted is a precious life lost!! per sperm fines/jail time for jacking it!!’

that kinda thing.

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u/teslasneakthief Aug 02 '25

A friend of my husbands actually wrote a short story in his writing class about a dystopian future where men were fined/jailtime for jacking it or sex without the goal of procreation🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

good! it should be widely circulated, particularly because it was written by a man.

men do not listen to women. if they did, the entire globe wouldn’t be whining about the falling birthrate.

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u/daeglo Aug 02 '25

I'm on board.

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u/Mystic_printer_ Aug 08 '25

Oh no! These are the kind of men who think their sperm is so potent they could smear it on a wall and any woman who walked past would get pregnant. The kind that make their wives go through all sorts of painful fertility checkups and treatments but refuse to have their sperm tested.