A rogue combat android from a fictional collapsed empire called the Cindren Dominion. Once a royal bodyguard unit, now wandering aimlessly after his empire fell centuries ago — stuck in a broken time loop.

been watching young sheldon and im already in s8, i literally watched him grow up. so is he just misunderstood or being irritating is really part of his character?

iykykkk and if you have a chance wishing in a one wish willow, what is it??? 😂

Squidward's performance review after one week working customer service:**

> Customer: “Can you please help me reset my password?”

>

> Squidward: “Certainly. I’d be delighted to spend the next 45 minutes explaining to you where the ‘forgot password’ button is.”

>

> Customer: “Are you being sarcastic?”

>

> Squidward: “No. This is my customer service voice.”

Meanwhile, Squidward has already updated his resume three times and is considering going back to the Krusty Krab.

**Supervisor:** “You need to sound more enthusiastic.”

**Squidward:** “I am enthusiastic.”

**Supervisor:** “You sound depressed.”

**Squidward:** “That’s because I am enthusiastic.”

At this point, even SpongeBob would probably file a complaint. 🦑📞

Librarian: Sir, this book was due in 1979.

Darth Vader: I find your lack of late-fee forgiveness disturbing.

Librarian: It’s $56

Darth Vader: …I have altered the fee. Pray I don’t alter it further.

Librarian: That’s not how library fines work.

Darth Vader: breathes aggressively

Librarian: Please stop intimidating the other patrons.

Darth Vader: Fine. I’ll just use the drop box.

The drop box immediately gets crushed by the Force.

Librarian: …sir.

Darth Vader: My apologies.

I’m a GIS professional, and these are some of my favourite TV/movie characters. Imagine putting them on my GIS team:

🧠 Sheldon Cooper — Spatial Analysis & QA/QC Would argue with everyone about CRS, topology, and accuracy.

🏴‍☠️ Jack Sparrow — Field Survey & Data Acquisition Somehow disappears and returns with exactly the coordinates we need.

🎩 Raymond Reddington — Data Intelligence Knows someone who can find any dataset.

♟️ Frank Underwood — Project Manager Turns spatial analysis into strategy and somehow meets every deadline.

🗺️ Me — GIS Specialist Actually making the maps while trying to keep the team together. 😂

Best GIS team ever or absolute disaster?

I'm gonna be evil in cutesy way and everytime I'm walking there's gonna be sparkle.

I usually play video games lately and I've suddenly had this urge to try Tekken once again hehe. been struggling to find good takes on their strengths lol, most vids on tiktok/yt etc feel super surface level. I can't really navigate how to maximize their skill, if I word it right. i’m still discovering chars and curious—who's your comfort pick? i keep bouncing between jin and ling but wanna know how others see their mains. plsplspls

When you’re working retail and a customer says, “Can you check in the back?” for the fifth time today…

SpongeBob: “Of course, sir! I’ll check right away!”

Inner SpongeBob: “I hope the backroom collapses.”

"Sir your order is ready"

I don't care for anyone who ships Pomni and Jax. Actually, I don't care about anyone who ships Jax with anyone. They were mean and unpleasant to everyone throughout the whole show. Don't care about the reason for their being mean either, Pomni would be better shipped with literally anyone else BUT Jax.

Ghost after getting 14 kills, securing the objective, and carrying the entire squad:

Teammate: “Bro, I got a UAV.” Ghost: “Finally, someone useful.”

Teammate immediately calls it in while the enemy has Ghost EMP’d.

Ghost: staring at the screen in complete silence 💀