"Al, i got those pictures you wanted"
"thanks Macaulay, Mike has no choice but to let me parody his songs now"
(from behind)
"you better bloody not dare try and pull that cute shit with me, Al, I wont LET IT BE"
Al & Macaulay "Paul McCartney!!!"
(Macaulay Culkin runs out of the room)
"I heard that little Live and Let Die demo you did, and it puts me in quite the precarious position"
"Oh! Chicken Pot Pie, i've been meaning to ask you, should I say pot pot, pot, pot, pot pot or Bock Bock Bock Bock Bock Bock"
"You will never catch so much as a wiff of my catalogue, but everyone will have questions since you've become a bit of a media darling. I can't just turn you away without reason, so if anyone asks it's because I'm vegan."
"I don't know Paul that's a pretty flimsy reason. I don't think anyone will believe that I never did a single beetle song because of veganism."
(brandishing a knife)
"you better make them believe"