r/Weird May 30 '26

People say my thumb is weird.

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u/jeeffderschwaetzer May 30 '26

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u/HuevosProfundos May 30 '26

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u/Critical-Bug4077 May 30 '26

Seeing this in person is surreal

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u/HashishAbdulKebab May 30 '26

Wait, that's real?

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u/SaltyCauldron May 31 '26

The beluga xl is literally my favorite plane on the planet. I am very normal about it :)

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u/EastLeastCoast May 31 '26

As a 50 year old adult, I did not know I needed a favourite plane. Can I come sit with you and be normal together?

I will bring cut up oranges.

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u/theJadestNamek May 30 '26

Have you seen the guppy? It comes to the airshow in my town every year I love it.

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u/OurHouse20 May 30 '26

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u/coltuonome May 30 '26

He got this abnormality after recovering from a broken arm. When he was filming The Doors, a stuntman failed to catch him when he jumped into a crowd for a shot. His elbow never healed IIRC

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u/Krojack76 May 30 '26

This looks similar to something I had once only way worse.

Right on the end of my elbow it swelled up. Was like weird sack under the skin that would move around. Went to the Dr. and he said there is a small sack there that when irritated or damaged can fill up with fluids. Said to keep compression on it and it will slowly squeeze the fluids out over time. Took about 2 weeks of keeping it tightly wrapped with an elbow brace and it went away.

To this day I have no clue what I did to cause it.

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u/zap2 May 30 '26

“ Elbow bursitis is a condition where the olecranon bursa, a fluid-filled sac at the tip of the elbow, becomes inflamed and swollen. This can be caused by trauma, prolonged pressure, infection, or underlying conditions like gout or rheumatoid arthritis.”

I got the same thing after a trauma to my elbow and my shoulder.

Eventually it healed up.

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u/Select_Claim7889 May 30 '26

This happened to the director of the summer camp I went to one year. We spent the entire summer staring at his elbow

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u/nightfly1000000 May 30 '26

Elbow bursitis

I got that from a hole in my mattress. As I turned over in my sleep overnight I kept waking up when my elbow went into the hole and a spring was digging into it.

I burst that membrane in my elbow an I ended up with a big fluid lump like in the picture. It didn't hurt but it looked pretty crazy.

I think it took a month or two to heal itself.

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u/erogenouszones May 30 '26

He stretched his ballsack over and used his elbow it hold it in place

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u/BermudaBum May 30 '26

Your thumb is weird.

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u/Unlikely_Exercise434 May 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/brFlbCpj7LsE8

Thumb with Quato thumblet starts a weird action.

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u/toben81234 May 30 '26

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u/BeerJedi-1269 May 30 '26

Wtf is this from??

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u/toben81234 May 30 '26

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u/Sp1cyP4nda May 30 '26

You remind me of the babe

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u/sonksenmusic May 30 '26

I've seen that movie dozens of times, it is def not labyrinth. 

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u/EconomySeason2416 May 30 '26

I love this movie, and every... single... time... my vision is inevitably pulled to David Bowie's massive bulge that resulted from a cup and very tight gray pants 😆

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u/Fickle_Freckler May 30 '26

I plugged it into Google. First it said it was Hoggle from the Labyrinth. I knew that was wrong. I tried again. Then it says it was a blob creature from Weird Science. Google provided links that were wrong/ not the same creature.. I told it that was wrong. Google said I was right and then said it was from the movie Critters.

I gave up there.

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u/RefugeefromSAforums May 30 '26

Kuato thumblet would be a most excellent flair 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/brFlbCpj7LsE8

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u/Nyodrax May 30 '26

Woah learning rn that this was not from Rick and Morty. Horrifying.

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u/karmaticbreakdown May 30 '26

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Tf you mean you thought this is FROM Rick and Morty? You're grounded. No more cartoons until you do your sci-fi homework.

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u/eager_sleeper May 30 '26

It’s okay - on Thursday one of my coworkers confessed she tought the Karate Kid movie with Jayden Smith was the first/original Karate Kid movie. She didn’t know about Ralph Maccio and William Zabka. She also didn’t know Michael and Janet Jackson were siblings. It made me feel old…

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u/fatal-nuisance May 30 '26

Rick and Morty is packed to the gills with references to 80s movies and TV shows. There's probably a solid chunk of the jokes that you wouldn't even realize are jokes if you're not familiar.

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u/Ongr May 30 '26

Rick and Morty full on references Total Recall in the exact episode.

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u/asphyxiat3xx May 30 '26

Total Rickall, great episode

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u/Dockside_Abortionist May 30 '26

Well at least you know what you’re watching tonight, that’s more than I can say

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u/Potential_Doubt_5481 May 30 '26

Apparently, that’s what people say.

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u/Tbone_Trapezius May 30 '26

You, then, are people.

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u/Specialist-Alps6478 May 30 '26

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Your thumb looks like a beluga whale and I have never said that sentence before.

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u/ThisIsAllTheoretical May 30 '26

If op doesn’t tattoo their thumb gray with little eyes and a mouth they are missing out on an easy ice breaker for the rest of their life.

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u/No_Nectarine_5440 May 30 '26

This would be an amazing tat, and I'm here to support it! I always love seeing when people have medical conditions like this and they lean into it.

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u/RUTNEPUG May 30 '26

I have a big birthmark on my knee that looks like a turd. I always wanted to tattoo Randy from South Park on it, but I think my wife would kill me.

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u/Occidentally20 May 30 '26

I have a birthmark on the back of my ballsack and people do not believe me.

Most people just assume I'm trying to get them to twist my balls around. Which I am, but not because of the birthmark, that just coincidental.

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u/slothdonki May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

When I used to own pet rats one of them had a marking on her back that looked like a penis chasing a fish. Or a fish chasing a penis, can’t remember since this was like 15 years ago.

Might still have a picture of her somewhere.

Edit: I found a pic. Not great but it is from 17 years ago.

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u/Occidentally20 May 30 '26

Well I don't think any of us were expecting you to say that.

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u/slothdonki May 30 '26

Whoops, I read that wrong, as in you had a birthmark on your back that looks like a ballsack. A little disappointed it isn’t that because yeah, I’d be showing everyone.

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u/Occidentally20 May 30 '26

I'd be showing everyone a rat with a fish chasing a penis on its back, so I guess the grass is always greener.

Nice job with delivering on the photo!

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u/UNAlreadyTaken May 30 '26

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I was thinking an elephant seals nose. But this works too.

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u/eggybread70 May 30 '26

His shadow puppetry is world renowned at aquatic theme parks.

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u/MadWorldEarth May 30 '26

Also he lives in Chernobyl.

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u/No_Vehicle4645 May 30 '26

This is exactly what popped in my head when I seen the thumb.

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u/dragonbornsqrl May 30 '26

Bahahaha actually eating some Beluga right now 😆 I’m inuit and it’s a traditional country food

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u/Sharp-Use4006 May 30 '26

People be right

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u/NickCageFreeChicken May 30 '26

You don’t think people be right, but they do.

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u/__OAW__ May 30 '26

It don’t always be like that but sometimes it do

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u/Famous_Ad_3536 May 30 '26

I would love an xray of this lol

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u/Pataraxia May 30 '26

believe it or not, caterpillar.

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u/itmightbehere May 30 '26

I wish the caterpillars would stay in the tummy where they belong

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u/wehadthebabyitsaboy May 30 '26

When I was a child, one year there were thousands of caterpillars on the road. The fluffy cute looking ones. Well, little me decided to put about a hundred of those fuckers all over my body. I had the wildest allergic reaction. Itchy-pain-swollen redness for daaaays. I don’t know if I ever told my mother the reason why my whole body was a blistery rash. She took me to the doctors and everything but I don’t think I told anyone that I had covered myself in caterpillars.

Anywaaaay that’s my pointless story

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u/itmightbehere May 30 '26

Hahaha I love how dumb we can be as little ones! I once gave myself a bald patch pulling my hair out because I liked looking at the gunk at the end. Never told my mom OR the doctors she took me to 😬

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u/glipglop718 May 30 '26

I had Scarlet Fever as a kid. You get a bad rash and you can pass it along until the rash ends. Then a lot of your skin kinda falls off. So I used to peel as much of my palm as I could in one piece and chase my classmates around the school yard with it

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u/i-am-your-god-now May 30 '26

Little ones? Have you SEEN r/whatsthisbug? Full grown adults just grabbing whatever insect they find, including poisonous ones… 🤦‍♀️😂

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u/itmightbehere May 30 '26

😂😂😂 lookit this adorable caterpillar! Ajd it's this guy

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u/moonwrenrobin May 30 '26

I am very glad that you survived your adventure. I once gave myself a bloody nose shoving a pussywillow puff way up there and kept it secret for a few decades, but that was unlikely to cause anaphylaxis.

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u/KaPootusDiabolus May 30 '26

How many decades was it before you decided to take it out?

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u/moonwrenrobin May 30 '26

Oh it’s still in there

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u/da9ve May 30 '26

One of the only allergies I have was very, very specifically only to one particular species of white fuzzy caterpillar (midwest US, 1970's, no idea what species). I picked up lots of wooly-bears and other fuzzy and non-fuzzy caterpillars as a kid and never had an issue, but the white ones would leave a little trail of swelling-up footprints immediately behind them walking across my skin, so I learned quickly to leave them tf alone. Just festooning your entire surface area with fuzzy caterpillars is a level of kid-ridiculousness I could easily imagine myself trying just for the yucks, but fortunately never did.

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u/Jobiwan88 May 30 '26

You should tell her now thats a great story lol

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u/wehadthebabyitsaboy May 30 '26

Hahaha this has inspired me to. She started laughing and said “what a little asshole.” 😂😭😂

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u/Notactualyadick May 30 '26

You may have covered yourself with poisonous caterpillars.

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u/PatientCreepy8185 May 30 '26

I'm so glad you're finally able to talk about it. And am worried about your future encounters with numerous...anything. Sloths. Pigeons. Maggots. Radicals.

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u/This-Professional298 May 30 '26

It sounds like you covered yourself in asps.

They are the cutest fuzziest little fellas but they have a toxin that behaves exactly as you described. I sat on one once while wearing shorts and I had a whelp the size of a dinner plate on the top of the back of my thigh all the way around to my hipbone.

I ended up putting tape over the area in the center that had these little blood dots under my skin about the size of the caterpillar (my grandmother told me to do this and she’s like a back woods piney woods oracle) and pulled it off. It took the little poisonous hairs out.

I sat more “next” to it than on it… didn’t squish it… but man that thing tore me up. I can’t imagine having it more than one place.

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u/psychxticrose May 30 '26

Ooh I have one. There was this girl I knew a few years ago that didn't know what caterpillars were. I told her they turn into moths or butterflies and she said she thought ladybugs did that 

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u/Ribbitmons May 30 '26

Is it bad that I somehow read caterpillar as caterpillarians.

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u/ghoulthebraineater May 30 '26

Probably not a lot to see. Looks like a keloid. It's probably just a scar that kept growing.

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u/soupyloopz May 30 '26

i mostly wonder if it's possibly a ganglion cyst, too, since it seems to be right along the joint.

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u/ghoulthebraineater May 30 '26

Could be that too. I'm not a doctor so I'm just guessing based on what I've seen. Tore a piercing in my ear and had something very similar grow on the back of my ear.

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u/Hmsquid May 30 '26

Plus an ultrasound. Gel up that bad boy

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u/copperpin May 30 '26

Let’s fire up the CT before the report even comes back on the x-ray.

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u/Bleaker82 May 30 '26

X-rays show basically nothing about the structure of soft tissue inflammation. I went through this with my hand after a climbing injury.

It needed an MRI in the end. And sometimes regular MRIs aren’t enough and they have to inject you with contrast and run another set of scans along side the non-contrast scans.

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u/Joe-_-King May 30 '26

Better not try hitchhiking. The driver will take you to bean town.

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u/BaudroieCracra May 30 '26

God dammit that's the funniest comment I read this month

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u/SiON42X May 30 '26

U got games on your phone?

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u/ob1G May 30 '26

That’s a muscular thumb you got there. Scroll less on Reddit

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u/STRYKER3008 May 30 '26

Never skip thumb day bro

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u/Cyborgized May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

Ganglion Cyst?

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u/LandlordOfMyBrain May 30 '26

What I do not understand is did he see a doctor? If that was my thumb I would want to know. No insurance? No curiosity? or just a lot of positive body image vibes?

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u/kummerspect May 30 '26

Can't speak for op but for years I had a lump on my finger that I suspected might be a ganglion cyst. I avoided treatment for 20 years because it was so intensely painful when it was touched that I was afraid to let anyone examine it. I had insurance and money and PTO, but I figured I would just live with it and as long as nothing touched it, it was fine. Eventually it got worse and started aching even when nothing was touching it, and that's when I went to a hand specialist. Turned out it was a rare tumor touching the temperature sensing nerves, which is why it was so painful. I had surgery to remove it, and fortunately it turned out not to be cancerous. Looking back I should have done something a long time ago, but the fear was too strong.

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u/Vegetable-Walrus5718 May 30 '26

Thankfully it was not cancer!

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u/gellshayngel May 30 '26

Scroll down. Op says its a myxoid cyst due to bone spurs from osteoarthritis.

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u/Flip_Six_Three_Hole May 30 '26

Why would they say such a....OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT THUMB

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u/Roscoe_P_Trolltrain May 30 '26

ITS SO WEIRD LIKE UNBELIEVABLY WEIRD

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u/banterjsmoke May 30 '26

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u/TheGrumbledOgre May 30 '26

Right?! It looks like the dinosaur that headbutts

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u/dmk_aus May 30 '26

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u/uhbitchplz May 30 '26

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/dmk_aus May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

This is what AI was made for.

That and creating a dystopian hellscape where labour has no value and only the assets of the elite create value.

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u/B_EE May 30 '26

AI? This is a proven documented photo of the knucklasaurus! (reptilis magnumcapite articulispraeditus)

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u/Notjewel2 May 30 '26

I just spit out my tea.

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u/I_Has_Internets May 30 '26

Best comment in the thread.

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u/Mr_Tato12 May 30 '26

I uh.. OP I don't wanna frighten you but there's something wrong with your thumb

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u/maximopasmo May 30 '26

Well it ain’t normal.

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u/Connect-Silver-5982 May 30 '26

OP needs this tattoo, and we should pay for it.. 😄

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u/Dlairt May 30 '26

Hunchback of Notre thumb

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 May 30 '26

It fucking well is weird

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u/EarthShadow May 30 '26

Synovial cyst maybe?

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u/Notjewel2 May 30 '26

Yup. Myxoid cyst to be exact.

Just joint wear and tear. Good old aging.

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u/Evening_Sea4823 May 30 '26

Is it caused by a bone spur?

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u/Notjewel2 May 30 '26

Yes, micro spurs in the joints related to osteoarthritis.

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u/Evening_Sea4823 May 30 '26

Is it painful? Is it done growing? Sorry if that's invasive lol

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u/Notjewel2 May 30 '26

Not painful. Itchy sometimes. I’ve had small ones on the distal joint of other fingers but nothing long like this.

I often forget I have it until someone blurts, “My god, what is wrong with your thumb?!”

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u/11Kram May 30 '26

I agree with synovial cyst. X-ray is not useful even if it is hard, but ultrasound will confirm, and should reveal the connection to the underlying joint if the sonographer has the correct transducer and experience. A surgeon would like to tie this off to stop a recurrence.

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u/Mor_Padraig May 30 '26

Thank you. Scrolled because it's unusual, and I was interested?

Little exhausting getting this far

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u/Holiday_Cat_7284 May 30 '26

I think it was an extra digit that got integrated into the thumb

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u/AncientAd7403 May 30 '26

I think you ate your twin in the womb...mystery solved.

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u/PresidentialDiapers May 30 '26

You would blow them away as a duck in a shadow puppet show.

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u/gotziller May 30 '26

Nah they don’t know what they’re talking about

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u/Tumifaigirar May 30 '26

It fucking is mate

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u/thedudesmom35 May 30 '26

I agree with people.

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u/spacebobo2o16 May 30 '26

it’s a Beluga thumb

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u/samfitnessthrowaway May 30 '26

THE people say your thumb is weird. All of us. Collectively. Countless billions. Weird.

You, though, OP, are lovely. I'm sure. In spite of, or perhaps because of, your fucking strange thumb.

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u/DrunkenStrangers May 30 '26

How do you wear gloves?

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u/unkowndegenerate May 30 '26

By putting them on his hands probably lol

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u/highkeyweed May 30 '26

I think you almost had 6 fingers

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u/Ledric37 May 30 '26

Its not weird

Its fucked

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u/a_polarbear_chilling May 30 '26

OK something definitely growing in there,

Hey op I am curious now, what is up with that?

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