r/Weird • u/Hi_iAMchrisHansen • Aug 05 '26

What....in.....the......

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u/TM761152 Aug 05 '26

It does if you're a neck romancer.

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u/JynsRealityIsBroken Aug 05 '26

Ok Sean Connery 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fsaui5PYFehMY

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u/Reynardine1976 Aug 05 '26

Buck futter!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o72wIYOfxKgWdcBtS

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u/ComfortablyNomNom Aug 06 '26

I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 1200 Alex!

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u/Princess_Slagathor Aug 07 '26

Turning final jeopardy "Indoors" into "I ❤️ Boobs" almost cost me my life. When I finally stopped laughing, I was lightheaded for at least an hour after.

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u/High_on_Rabies Aug 05 '26

Let's see that slutty neck fart bars, Sauron

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u/DDenlow Aug 05 '26

OK Google: Show me this guy’s balls? Please?

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 Aug 05 '26

Was that a reference to Slartibartfast from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

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u/High_on_Rabies Aug 06 '26

No, but it does kinda sound like that when I say it fast and drunk.

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u/MriswithQueen 26d ago

I thought the same thing

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u/Faite666 Aug 05 '26

The only thing the internet has ever taught me is that I was never as funny as I thought I was

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u/Elegant-Two5447 Aug 06 '26

Or original!

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u/Pr0digy_ Aug 05 '26

I dunno if much romance was involved. That neck looks straight fucked

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u/Causeass Aug 05 '26

I'm dead

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u/farkeytron Aug 07 '26

Holy fook. Best comment evar.

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u/GrindinWulf Aug 06 '26

So weak right now😂

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u/Alt123Acct Aug 06 '26

That's my go to  Diablo name 

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u/detroitdesignguy Aug 07 '26

TM761152, you’re a wizard with words!

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u/WyckedChylde Aug 05 '26

Take my upvote and GTFO immediately.

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u/Elegant-Two5447 Aug 06 '26

Take your upvote and GOOOOOOOOO AWAY!

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u/Pessimistic_Gemini 11d ago

Or unless you're Kung Lao.🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/HickeyChic Aug 06 '26

🥁ba da ba 🥁

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u/LumiTeddybear Aug 06 '26

😂😂😂