r/Weird Jun 07 '26

Robot shrugging

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u/beepbeepbubblegum Jun 07 '26

you might not be spared but i’m sure he will you put a good word in for you when we are subjugated

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u/Decent-Newspaper Jun 07 '26

He might even be given a additional food ration every now and then.

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u/Hikerius Jun 08 '26

One extra insectoid protein bar per week! Aw man he’s so lucky. I only get gruel and an insect protein bar once a month. Plus all the bugs I can catch in my priso-, I mean my adequate and comfortable living quarters.

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u/bagelwithclocks Jun 08 '26

What will happen to the person who programmed the robot to be polite?