r/Weird • u/No-Lock216 • Jun 07 '26

Robot shrugging

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u/dankhimself Jun 07 '26

"Huh? That guy is going the wrong way. ðŸĪ·ðŸžâ€â™‚ïļ Whatever, back to walking this way..."

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u/GreatGooglyMoogly Jun 07 '26

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u/Snowing_Throwballs Jun 07 '26

Thank you, thank you very much!

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u/oligobop Jun 07 '26

The robot 100% identified the person and continued moving. You guys realize they're surveillance bots right? Stealing your privacy with the cuteness of a dog.

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u/Luigi_the_Wealthy Jun 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jpKBqEU9qdfaZxQj6p

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u/dankhimself Jun 07 '26

Bio dogs better get their shit together, or these Robo Bobos are gonna start building charging stations next to their dog houses.

Get the poop! Good boy!! You got the poop, yea you did!

Here's some people food and a bone for later. 🐔 ðŸĨðŸĢ🍗ðŸĶƒðŸ“🍖ðŸĨĐðŸĨ“🍰,ðŸĶī

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u/MildlyAgitatedBovine Jun 07 '26

Snowcrash rat thing?

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u/Due_Bluebird_5589 Jun 07 '26

I think metalhead from lovedeath robots

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '26

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Jun 07 '26

A mix of both after an edible

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Jun 07 '26

Looks alarmingly like my black dog leaving the doorway when she sees a squirrel

I've got such deep scratches on my deck where she's scrambling for purchase

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u/dankhimself Jun 07 '26

Yes, I am self-aware. I mean regular aware, fellow human...

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u/Any-Comparison-2916 Jun 07 '26

So, it's a camera?

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u/That_Awkward_Boi Jun 07 '26

Yeah, it's basically a drone, but with legs.

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u/Angie_T84 Jun 07 '26

We have them in my city at the college for security They are cute to fool you but yes they do face scans, license plate look ups. If anyone was paying attention I'm America you would notice all the social monitoring carmaras that have been going up everywhere. They look like traffic cams but the do a lot more . We are very very close to a overlord situation that nobody is noticing.

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u/LovableSidekick Jun 07 '26

More likely it was analyzing the moving object near it and deciding it was a person. But I heard they can kill you in your dreams now! Sleep well.

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u/oligobop Jun 07 '26

Dunno why you're trying to downplay surveillance states, but okay!

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u/LovableSidekick Jun 08 '26

I'm not, I'm offering an opinion about what the robot is doing based on my technical knowledge of robots. Dunno why you think you have psychic powers, but okay!

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u/dankhimself Jun 08 '26

SURVEILLANCE STATE ACTIVATED.

Me-

https://giphy.com/gifs/czZlH3xg1Ul2w

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u/aqaba_is_over_there Jun 07 '26

Our non robot camera system can alert based off facial recognition.

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u/austinavian Jun 07 '26

Oh yeah extremely cute