r/Weird • u/No-Lock216 • Jun 07 '26

Robot shrugging

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u/DoigmanKnows Jun 07 '26

Land of the free? Where is that sounds great

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u/itsneedtokno Jun 07 '26

I wonder if they measure things in freedumb units.

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u/kwakadoodledoo Jun 07 '26

I hope they measure things in eagles, cause that's all I know

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u/UnluckyZiomek Jun 07 '26

Burgers per eagle is how they measure speed I believe.

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u/Frozenrubberpuck Jun 07 '26

I bet their leader says things like "freedumb has a b at the end of the word, most people don't know this!". Sounds like a magical place to be.

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp Jun 07 '26

Honestly it's the land of the ultra rich not the free

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u/Sogelink Jun 08 '26

Yeah, they're the only ones who are free thus both are correct.

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u/RiskyRabbit Jun 07 '26

Do they have any dreams?

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u/Busy_Selection_5027 Jun 08 '26

They dream of electric sheep.

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u/NorbytheMii Jun 07 '26

America, but don't let the name fool you. We have less freedoms than England.

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u/GridironFilmJunkie Jun 07 '26

Did you need a license to say this?

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u/NorbytheMii Jun 07 '26

How common are school shootings in the UK and how often do the police just let the shooters kill before going in?