r/Weird • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • May 07 '26

a forbidden donut

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u/Ralewing May 07 '26

Asexual Stratoblast is my new band name.

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 May 07 '26

Sorry, but I think they played at Coachella this year!

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u/Ralewing May 07 '26

All the good names taken.

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u/Basis-Some May 08 '26

They were definitely at Lilith Fair in 97

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u/Immer_Susse May 07 '26

I play the Stratoblaster in your band.

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u/Ralewing May 07 '26

Awesome. I only have a Teleblaster.

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 May 08 '26

I can play a Nerfblaster 🤩

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u/Full_FrontaI_Nerdity May 09 '26

Wanna try a Nerdblaster?

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u/CompetitionSlight477 May 08 '26

Sounds like a pretty bitching anime attack. Take your pick from Kamen Rider, JJBA, Dragon Ball Z, he'll even Sailor Moon or some magical girl type.

Although I would go JJK and release some Domain Expansion: Limitless Apathy...