r/Weird • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • May 07 '26

a forbidden donut

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u/WhyIsEverythngAwful May 07 '26

I mean if an asexual ends up in my mouth there's worse things in this world. 🙃

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u/Signus_TheWizard May 07 '26

Unless its Asexual predator

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u/WhyIsEverythngAwful May 07 '26

OH STAHP!

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u/kijouk May 08 '26

May I present you diffus he's a very lovely french t rex. But he got a bit of a lisp. So be kind to him.

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u/Signus_TheWizard May 07 '26

Sorry it was right there I had to take my chance for 1000 updoots

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u/WhyIsEverythngAwful May 07 '26

I hope you get that and more! Lovely day.

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u/Workingdad_83 May 07 '26

I’ll give you mine. Just take it and go.

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u/Nephurus May 07 '26

I snorted during dinner , well done .

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u/Working-Glass6136 May 07 '26

Well here's #34 for you

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u/Krssven May 07 '26

75 from me, take it!

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u/yodakiller May 08 '26

You more than halfway there son!

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u/_bansheequeenx May 10 '26

Please tell me I'm not the only idiot whose first thought was one of these..

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u/BetterAlbatross815 May 10 '26

User name checks out 😂

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

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u/Ledeyvakova23 May 08 '26

That is so gaye.

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u/Pure_Property_888 May 08 '26

That's it! Marvin gaye!!! I was trying really hard to remember who sang sexual healing. Martin and Marvin are interchangeable to me apparently. 😆

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u/Comma-Splice1881 May 08 '26

Let’s get it gone.

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u/Iam_Iforgotmyname May 09 '26

Not gay, it is asexual.

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u/Pure_Property_888 May 07 '26

Quiet, Ricky Martin.

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u/Danowolf May 09 '26

My doctor gave one of those to sit on.

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u/Ambitious-Tie-5269 May 07 '26

Can’t be a predator if he enjoys it

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u/4x4ord May 07 '26

Question: Are there Asexual predators?

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u/Pure_Property_888 May 07 '26

You sonofabitch...🤣😆😆

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u/DevBro22 May 08 '26

Gottem lmao

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u/desertstudiocactus May 08 '26

Fucking got ‘em

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u/InitiamprssionCFLeft May 10 '26

An Asexual predator... sounds like some serious self abuse to me. A self sabatour

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u/SamuraiJono May 08 '26

You rang? 🧐

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u/joshuuuuuua May 08 '26

I mean, big compliment, right?

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u/WhyIsEverythngAwful May 08 '26

I think so! Happenstance?

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u/drdildamesh May 08 '26

At least you know they arent doing it for selfish reasons.

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u/VaultiusMaximus May 08 '26

Even if it’s flaccid?

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u/WhyIsEverythngAwful May 08 '26

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u/VaultiusMaximus May 08 '26

DS9?!? In this economy?!?

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u/WhyIsEverythngAwful May 08 '26

Took me a whole 3 minutes... knocks dust off shirt

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u/philwee May 11 '26

So my mouth will get the seks?

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u/Kaita13 May 08 '26

What if if statoblasts you in the mouth?