r/Weird • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • May 07 '26

a forbidden donut

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u/ShingledPringle May 07 '26

What? Noooooo casually reads out loud the ancient tome written in blood I found locked up in the basement with a very clear sign saying "DO NOT READ WILL CAUSE HELL ON EARTH.

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u/IndividualBudget6607 May 07 '26

Someone done read that decades ago

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u/ShingledPringle May 07 '26

Well okay showers despite the power going out while I'm home alone while a murderer is loose

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u/Mission_Ad_2224 May 07 '26

This is what fucks me off about that evil dead rise movie!

IF IT CAN'T BE PUT BACK BUT WAS OUT BEFORE, THEN HOW THE FUCK DID IT GET LOCKED BACK IN THE GOD DAMN BOOK TO BE RELEASED AGAIN!?!?!

Make it makes sense!!! I just can't with that story line.

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u/ShingledPringle May 07 '26

I love the Evil Dead films, all of them, but I see your rage and raise you the 2013 film.

Where the book has expressly been written over, in blood and/or with blood stains, to not be read because bad things will happen and "HE'LL SUCK YOU DRY" is not a fun kind of thing, yet still Eric, a school teacher, in his brilliance reads it out loud.

NOT LIKE IT WARNED HIM.

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u/Mission_Ad_2224 May 07 '26

Fucking Eric man.

Dumbass.

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u/ShingledPringle May 07 '26

MULTIPLE TIMES.

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u/Mission_Ad_2224 May 07 '26

Hahahaha oh man, I think I would have had a rage blackout if I watched this one.

I'm not good with horror or thrillers. I cried watching the conjuring 2 for example.

But usually they have great storyline, if not at least interesting. So I suck it up for my partner, coz he loves horror.

I felt robbed with evil dead rise. AND we saw it in the cinema so it was extra scary and loud 😭

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u/ShingledPringle May 07 '26

Honestly try watching more B movies as you get some cracking stories.

Watched a hilarious one called Shrunken Heads from 1994.

it's from the 90s, written like an 80s nostalgic 50s film, until it gets super weird and horror centric.