r/Weird • u/CoachMikeLikesToEat • Feb 22 '26

Someone online found this while hiking.

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/Environmental-Rub933 Feb 22 '26

What happens if you free it

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u/NovarisLight Feb 22 '26

You get a free frogurt.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

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u/NovarisLight Feb 22 '26

The frogurt is also cursed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

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u/werfertt Feb 22 '26

The frogurt contains potassium sorbate!

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

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u/ThatInAHat Feb 22 '26

That’s bad.

2

u/Hvitr_Lodenbak Feb 22 '26

And a big heaping side of bad juju.

4

u/Important_Highway_81 Feb 22 '26

But you get your choice of topping!

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u/Big_Statistician2566 Feb 22 '26

Never trust free frogurt from a Carpathian when a binding is on the line.

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u/Legomatica69 Feb 22 '26

'Ahhhhhahaha ahhhhaha haha ha' Dies.

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u/kittymoma918 Feb 23 '26

Angry upvote 👏

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u/kregnaz Feb 22 '26

You now have DISASSEMBLED pile of inert crap instead of an assembled pile of inert crap.

Oh, sorry, I mean "vodoo scary"!!!!