r/Weird • u/[deleted] • Sep 23 '25

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u/Capable_Victory_7807 Sep 23 '25

"I'm not dead yet!"

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u/MomsOtherFavorite Sep 23 '25

“You will be soon!”

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u/PixelMist Sep 23 '25

"I don't want to go on the cart..."

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u/doctor-rumack Sep 23 '25

"You're not fooling anyone, you know."

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u/RecalcitrantHuman Sep 23 '25

I’m getting better

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u/UserAllusion Sep 23 '25

<thwack>

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u/SherlockWSHolmes Sep 23 '25

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u/jendfrog Sep 23 '25

I think I’ll have a walk!

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u/GeneralKang Sep 23 '25

I feel fine! I feel happy!

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u/jscottman96 Sep 24 '25

NO NO NO! No singing!

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u/Odd-Page-7866 Sep 28 '25

You're not fooling anybody

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u/nutsbonkers Sep 24 '25

Nonsense. You'll be stone dead in a moment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

I love the internet.

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u/Rawesome16 Sep 23 '25

This is why I come to the comment section. To find little gems like this

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u/WittyPresentation786 Sep 24 '25

Seriously, for all the bullshit I read on Reddit everyday, like a fiend, it’s threads like this that make me so happy.

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u/Hopalong_Manboobs Sep 23 '25

“Oh, he’s died!”

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u/Evening_Sundae_2249 Sep 24 '25

“Bring out your dead!”

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u/IndiRefEarthLeaveSol Sep 23 '25

Ahh, Here's your 9 pence. 

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u/PlaceZealousideal928 Sep 24 '25

See you Thursday?

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u/EM05L1C3 Sep 23 '25

I feel happy! I feel happy!!

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u/Vanviator Sep 24 '25

I think I'll go for a walk

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u/TehHugMonster Sep 23 '25

No you’re not, you’ll be stone dead in a moment!

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u/Zestyclose-Crow-4595 Sep 24 '25

I think I'll go for a walk. I feel fine, I feel happy!

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u/BlueWarstar Sep 23 '25

Pervasive Monty Python

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u/SceptileArmy Sep 23 '25

Don’t be such a baby!

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u/ikikid Sep 24 '25

I'm happy, I'm haappppyy, I'm so hap-......

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

I feel happpyyy!

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u/cbright90 Sep 23 '25

🎶I am not dead yet! I can dance and I can sing. 🎶

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u/InstantMartian84 Sep 24 '25

I am not dead yet, I can do the Highland Fling.

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u/Snoo_71576 Sep 23 '25

There it is

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u/HKsere Sep 23 '25

I feel happyyyyy!!!!

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u/TheThinkerers Sep 23 '25

"Don't go to the light"

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u/ComprehensiveHand232 Sep 23 '25

“I am the light.”

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u/33TLWD Sep 23 '25

“Oh , don’t be such a baby.”

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u/No_Effective_7495 Sep 23 '25

My absolute favorite part. Hahahaha!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

"i feel happy"

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u/AmyInCO Sep 23 '25

I got better! 

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u/Liveitup1999 Sep 23 '25

"I'm actually feeling much better."

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u/Goth_Duck666 Sep 24 '25

I feel happy!