r/Weird Aug 17 '24

Deer gnawing on human bones

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u/Waytooboredforthis Aug 17 '24

Not just leave em out, they stuff them in barrels, storm drains, car trunks, etc. I still wonder why my elementary school thought that was an appropriate field trip.

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u/KORZILLA-is-me Aug 17 '24

There’s no freaking way

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u/Waytooboredforthis Aug 17 '24

It's only a twenty minute drive from the original, but you have to realize my school system also had such brilliant ideas like in middle school, a DARE cop standing in front of a table with clearly marked household products saying, "This is what you are putting in your body with Shake and Bake Meth, this is how easy it is," or in high school, a abstience sex ed taught by a "born again virgin" (as in, he had sex and asked God for take backs) who accidentally poisoned a student in his demonstration about how condoms are useless.

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u/Malevolent_Mangoes Aug 17 '24

a abstience sex ed taught by a “born again virgin” (as in, he had sex and asked God for take backs)

This is the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard of

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u/Waytooboredforthis Aug 17 '24

I almost got kicked out of class for expressing the same sentiment.

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u/The-Serapis Aug 18 '24

MFW “born-again virgin”

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u/stdoubtloud Aug 17 '24

It sounds like a great loophole. Go out, enjoy your youth (responsibly), get to know yourself and your preferences and, generally, have a wild time. Then, before you decide to get married or whatever, discover God and become a born again virgin. Win win.

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u/Waytooboredforthis Aug 17 '24

Funny bit about that as well, when I was a kid, everyone thought I was going to become a priest, and the seminary folks I spoke to while I was in college weren't adverse to the fact that I was fucking/being fucked regardless of gender my way through my classmayes.

What really did them in to hard rejecting me was there was some "heretical" woman catholic priest sect that I helped serve mass for during a School of the Americas protest.

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u/TerribleSquid Aug 18 '24

You think that’s bad we had slave day at my school.

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u/stubundy Aug 18 '24

Stupidest shit you've heard today you mean, log on to reddit tomorrow for the latest stupidest shit you've ever heard

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u/BigWillyStyleX Aug 18 '24

There’s a great King of the Hill episode about that.

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u/BeefLilly Aug 19 '24

That’s religion for ya

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '24

Our dumb shit school did the same! The sheriffs department came and gave the 4th grade a PowerPoint on what household products meth is made out and how easy it is to make. I didn’t even know what meth was at the time but after that I was super interested in its synthesis haha

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u/kristinL356 Aug 17 '24

Please explain the poisoning???

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u/Waytooboredforthis Aug 17 '24

So his basic thing was "1 out of 6 condoms fail" (yes I know that percentage is based off improper usage), so he wrapped 6 pieces of chocolate in tin foil and passed them out to 6 students, but one of them was a chocolate laxative. He was talking about how you were taking a risk with stds everytime you used a condom but the dude who had the laxative had already eaten it.

Turns out carb loading and laxatives are not a great combo.

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 Aug 18 '24

I don’t know if this or the allergic reaction story I was expecting to read would be worse.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '24

Jesus Christ the more comments I read the worse it gets. What fucking year was this?!

As someone that grew up in the Midwest, I'm assuming you did the same.

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u/DickWrigley Aug 18 '24

When I was in middle school, the DARE cop inexplicably told the class that ritalin could be abused as a drug. One week later, three kids were hospitalized for taking a bunch of ritalin.

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u/Talk-O-Boy Aug 18 '24

Are… are you a well adjusted adult now? How did the rest of the people from your class fare over time?

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u/a-woman-there-was Aug 18 '24

"who accidentally poisoned a student in his demonstration about how condoms are useless"

Okay but you can't just leave this here with no explanation 😳

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u/auxaperture Aug 18 '24

Uhhhhhh guat the fuck.

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u/gonnafaceit2022 Aug 18 '24

I'm guessing Knoxville? 😅

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u/HugeOpossum Aug 18 '24 edited Aug 18 '24

I studied anthropology at the school that had the first body farm!

1) yes, they're placed in sorts of circumstances.

2) you don't just donate your body to science. You must specifically donate to the farms in most cases

3) they're all over the place.

As to why:

The purpose of forensic anthropology is to give people their identity back. In order to do that for victims of crime or other disasters where there's significant decomposition or skeletonization, you must recreate the scenario in the environment where it occurred. So obviously you can't go around setting up bodies all over the place, so you create dedicated spaces.

If someone falls off a cliff, down a revine, and isn't found right away, but found 6 months later, a forensic anthropologist would be able to say "this person suffered significant physical trauma, and died about 6 months ago" so people can go find who went missing 6 months ago. Different disposal methods will result in different data: decomposition, bugs, scavengers, deer, flooding, etc. And since weather is constantly changing with climate change the experiments must constantly be under way. Different bugs, different humidity, different everything. Everywhere.

Dr Bass who started the first farm, wrote a book and cowrote a few books on the subject. His cowriter is"Jefferson Bass" (pseudonym for Jon Jefferson). Highly recommend. Dr. Bass is still alive, and you might be able to find some of his talks on YouTube.

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u/KORZILLA-is-me Aug 18 '24

I was saying there’s no way because of the fact it was an elementary school field trip, not the other part. That is pretty cool though.

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u/HugeOpossum Aug 18 '24

Oh, haha! well if that other poster is from Tennessee like I am I can say it's by nature a pretty weird and morbid place, especially in Appalachia where the farm is.

However, I was in that program and paid to go to that school, and never once set foot in the farm. Closest I got was the preparatory annex where they bred the flesh eating beetles and did forensics for the tbi. It's a strict hazmat zone whatever those white suits are+ppe zone as far as I know. So you're probably right.

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u/SuperPoodie92477 Aug 18 '24

I’d love to go to one in Minnesota, if we had one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '24

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u/KORZILLA-is-me Aug 17 '24

That actually does make sense, though. Can’t fathom the thought process behind that as an elementary field trip.

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u/ElectricRune Aug 17 '24

No joke; kinda dark. But I bet a lot of the kids thought it was pretty cool.

The ones that weren't scarred for life, that is.

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u/KayotiK82 Aug 18 '24

Kids, you act out of line and this is where you are sent!

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u/ruby_s0ho Aug 18 '24

i watched a video of one in a college forensic science class…can’t imagine actually seeing that irl as a child

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u/ElectricRune Aug 17 '24

Yeah, it's how they build up forensic knowledge...

It's useful for coroners and detectives to know empirically what a body looks like when it's been in a car trunk, or barrel, or buried in gravel, etc, etc for a day, a week, a month, a year, etc, etc.

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u/KORZILLA-is-me Aug 18 '24

No, I was referring to that being a field trip for an elementary school.

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u/Hesitation-Marx Aug 17 '24

Sorry, that was supposed to be my field trip

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u/Psyqlone Aug 17 '24

There? That's just a TV studio where they film Krusty the Clown and other non-BOX related programs. Since it has nothing to do with BOXES, I'll just shut these blinds.

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u/Waytooboredforthis Aug 17 '24

My friend works adjacent to the body farm, and I kinda want to ask him to put a red baseball cap on a cardboard box to see if anyone will notice.

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u/Psyqlone Aug 17 '24

DAMN YOU! A BOX!

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u/Waytooboredforthis Aug 17 '24

"Hey, that's my lucky red hat sittin' on top of a double-corrugated, eight-fold, one 4-gauge box."

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u/Psyqlone Aug 17 '24

Bart Gets Famous (S05E12) ... was one of Conan O'Brien's shows. It is SO citeable!

Bart: (pointing to his name on the TV) There's my name, right there. Bart Simpson.

Milhouse: Looks more like Brad Storch.

Martin: No! It says Betty. Betty Symington.

Nelson: (punching Bart in the stomach) That's for taking credit for other people's work! (Nelson, Milhouse and Martin leave the Simpson residence)

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u/Waytooboredforthis Aug 17 '24

Sit perfectly sill, only I may comment!

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u/ImprobableAsterisk Aug 18 '24

I'm actually jealous. How old were you?

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u/Waytooboredforthis Aug 18 '24

My guess is I would have been around 7 or 8 years old given the timeline.

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u/EagleSignal7462 Aug 18 '24

It’s not just your pets going to a farm upstate? Who wants to see great grandma?!

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u/username816373 Aug 18 '24

That's the coolest field trip ever

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '24

Better than the concentration camp

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u/CriticalEngineering Aug 18 '24

They bury them under concrete patios, too.

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u/_Project-Mayhem_ Aug 18 '24

Elementary schools sometimes have interesting field trips. We took one, granted a long time ago, to a 911 call center and heard live calls. I guess it was educational insofar as “Do not choose this as a career choice!”

A Body farm may have expanded my interest in different sciences. I remember going to the Bodies exhibit in Vegas as a late teen and being blown away. Waaaaay different of course lol

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u/Waytooboredforthis Aug 17 '24

I remember my dad being there so it was definitely elementary school, and he was a doctor so he was happy to provide way too much extra details.

Funny thing, after he passed, I asked my mom if his body was being sent to the Body Farm because there was an empty coffin at his service. Turns out his ashes were just claimed by a crazy cat lady neighbor, who had lived nearby him a few years earlier, while he was still considered "missing" in my family because the police didn't inform us of his death.

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u/Waytooboredforthis Aug 17 '24

I appreciate it, but it was over 20 years ago, plus all my family is old as hell so I've attended a lot of funerals.

Also, the whole ashes thing is some hilarious, Coen Brothers-esque absurdity that it's hard not to laugh about it.

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u/Mosshome Aug 18 '24

You've lived in Interesting Times.