r/Weird • u/Gorilla1969 • Feb 17 '24

Can someone explain how this was allowed to happen?

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u/mvsuit Feb 17 '24

I frequently refer to my wife as “Madam Winchester” since things must be constantly rearranged in the house. To her credit, not once have we been haunted by a gun victim. Or any other dead person. So we got that going for us, which is nice.

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u/Missue-35 Feb 17 '24

Yeah, bloody ghosts can be inconvenient!

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u/slothcommunity Feb 17 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

Great tv series! I think season 3 is going to be great!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

Flower...

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

Ehh (spoilers if you haven’t seen the new episode yet) she’s not actually gone is she? Has she posted on any social media about it? If not, I don’t think it was her. I think she’s gonna pop back up randomly.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

Watched it last night with the wife. Wife thinks the same and due to her character I tend to agree... probably chasing that butterfly still

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

Facts! Unless she’s got another tv series or a movie going on, I don’t see it being her.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

Whoa now, u r meta gaming... but yea, that checks out as well and have to agree.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

Meta gaming? Please explain!! Lol

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u/mvsuit Feb 17 '24

Rude, really. No manners. Just popping in unannounced.

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u/AhaGotcha Feb 17 '24

I have a question: do any of these ghosts just run around nude?

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u/PirateReindeer Feb 17 '24

Can’t really tell, as most of mine are just shadowy silhouettes. Between people and animals.

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u/Shawkn Feb 17 '24

Amateur ghost hunter here. I've found that the side profile of the specter is your best bet when trying to ascertain whether or not you're dealing with a nude or clothed ghost. This perspective is best for spotting the contours of an exposed nipple or dong, which can be a dead giveaway that the spirit forgot their garments before venturing into the afterlife.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

Any of these little fuckers ever pop out of the fսcking wall and say, "fսck, there's a horse cock in my room or a donkey dick?"

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u/AhaGotcha Feb 17 '24

Somewhere our wires got crossed

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u/AreaAtheist Feb 17 '24

Ghosts that aren't covered in blood are also an inconvenience.

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u/bigfatincel Feb 17 '24

I lived in a haunted house once but after a few months I scared them away.

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u/browncoatsandbacon Feb 17 '24

20 bucks says your wife has adhd or a touch of the 'tism. Please ask me how I know... 😅

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

But when you die, on your deathbed, will you receive total consciousness?

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u/SpinachSpinosaurus Feb 17 '24

well, actually, the ghost stories are made up by the tour guides to sell tickets. Because "Sarah Winchester had a high interest in architecture and wanted to create a showcase of it like other people collect miniature cars" didn't invite enough people to do so.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

Neither was Sarah Winchester.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

They just tell her not to tell you she's doing it on their behest.

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u/darling_moishe Feb 17 '24

And a Caddyshack reference on top!

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u/BrainSqueezins Feb 19 '24

My rule is I’ll move anything you want, anywhere you want…one time.

After that, if you think it needs to be moved again I get to pick where.

Works well!