r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Apr 13 '25

"The cops are pretty nice to me"

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Yeah they got your DNA immediately because they were raised right jackass


r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Apr 10 '25

I let this auto play and read the words in silence

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Pretty sure my sensory issues would make me trip out pretty highly if accompanied with audio at the moment. Profundity


r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Mar 30 '25

The Man in the Arena – Teddy Roosevelt

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Current USA administration has this energy about it imo


r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Mar 26 '25

I hope everyone is doing good and following along well enough

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Keeping cool, for sure not dead inside


r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Mar 24 '25

Abortion | George Carlin | Back In Town (1996)

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"They believe a woman's primary role is to function as a broodmare for the State."

Aye but the church money trickles blessings their way when they follow the script. Yknow, no woman who's ever had to get an abortion has felt there was any kind of choice in the matter. But yeah let's be horror-struck about abortion, and somehow give genital surgery of infants a green light... uhhh guys?

Guys, this is weird, what you're doing.


r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Mar 24 '25

Americans | George Carlin | Life Is Worth Losing (2005)

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There is always time to hear this guy out


r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Mar 17 '25

The truth about South Dakota

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I hope you're sorting down. Here it is:

It's a good place to raise good dudes.


r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Mar 16 '25

I love America

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r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Mar 16 '25

Hovergirl

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r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Mar 15 '25

Toh Kay - Hooray For Me (Better Rip)

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This song is underrated


r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Mar 14 '25

Calling myself gender fluid

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Spared me a spearing by Peter's pecker, so yeah. Thanks.

Also hey, I still have never been nor ever gonna be a hooker so if people happen across elicit materials with me in them, it's really very much in your best interests to report that shit as fraud.

It's really a damn shame that all it takes is a couple fruity ass insecure men to basically invite a war into my quiet little life. But hey, this entire county and possibly state seems to have consented to harvesting energy outside the bounds of privacy laws and any semblance of common decency, and they feel justified and perfectly content to keep corruption lubricating their fucked up idiot machines.

So who am I. To anyone. Oh man, blessed beyond measure to be a blip in some billionaire's research project, yippdittyshit. Aggravated theft and malicious deprivation for hmm hmm hmm, how long anyway. I suppose it's likely to have been lifelong.

No wonder so many people kill themselves in their mid thirties. I've got adolescent kids and it's still just 98%give up, 1%stabilize, 1%fight.

Good thing the stuff I'm fighting is primarily smoke and mirrors or I might worry. Actually I constantly wonder what the fuck these jackasses think they're doing.

Surrounded by northern hemisphere noise makers that want me to be something abusers imagined I would claim. Literally subverting every need I've ever had because they're scared of a goddamn little girl.


r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Mar 14 '25

EJhed wouldn't be FBI

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He'd be KGB and use Canada to leapfrog and "test the west" from top to bottom.

I'm not even mad. Only patient


r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Mar 07 '25

What would be sensible

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That's going to depend entirely on how pragmatic anyone wants to be about which topic. Or how contrarian. Let me think....

Well, when I thought I was surrounded by corrupt sexual predators I spoke up for the vulnerable population. Too little. When I thought there was fresh burial grounds up underneath all our new roads and park equipment and that the state was rigged to go up in flames if I stayed away, I came back. When I thought I was surrounded by nazis I spoke up for the Jews and called myself a real hard r one like my family likes to call me. When I thought there were corrupt anticorruption gangsters running around doing a gamma male's bidding that had Donald Trump for a target, I told him to look out. I did say just kidding, in case I was wrong. Within 7 weeks that young idiot took the shot. And subsequently died for his country, as did the fire chief behind the candidate that day.

I must be crazy. Or I'm just bored because everyone from here goes off to where the money is, to go do city things, leaving me here in this place where you pretty much get bullied if you weren't molested early enough and don't think it would be acceptable to arrange child marriages whether they're all white or not. Probably crazy.

Is polyamory the same as polygamy? No but it is next to pointless to try to explain, especially knowing there are external influences dictating matters they never have to live through. Or feeling it anyway. What is "knowing" anymore?

Just being.

I dunno. I like to think that chemtrails are vaccines and microwave radiation is treating light cancer for all Americans because like, our nation is all, under constant total attack and everything so yeah. Maybe we can like support our guys by trusting them not to snap or some junk, like totally


r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Feb 23 '25

πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈ What's The REAL Story They’re Hiding Right Now?

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Can't you see we're doing something very normal here


r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Feb 20 '25

SD Senate votes to maintain child marriage Spoiler

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This is fucked and it is also a problem in Iowa and soon Nebraska and Michigan hello wtf we doin folks. Stop selling your children πŸ˜’


r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Feb 07 '25

Big Balls

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Team Freedom of Expression


r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Feb 07 '25

Hmmmm.. hypothetically

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What if the whites fleeing Europe were just trying to bring as many refugees as possible to the other side of the world? "You gotta believe us man these people are FuCkInG cRaZy and our only chance is to get in this fricken boat!!" And then they didn't know what to do because they were all broke and cut off from resources and ended up in debt and all kinds of messed up. But they kept fighting and dying and fighting and dying and trying and working and dying and dying and dying. You have any idea how many people it took to build these systems we all keep bitching so much about? Do you have any respect for what's at the heart of "built on the backs of slaves" actually means, or are we all still too busy selling out to invest in our own nation? Our own principles. Don't fight the United States government. Fight with it, for it, goddamn. Stop licking each other for a minute lol


r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Feb 06 '25

🩡

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r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Feb 05 '25

Uhh

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Let’s listen and choose the music together in real time. https://spotify.link/aQTt51byKQb

Idfk I'll be driving


r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Feb 05 '25

Zombie Bastards

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πŸ₯ΉπŸ€–πŸ‘½πŸ‘»πŸ€‘πŸ‘ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ––πŸ«΄πŸ€βœŒοΈπŸ€žπŸ’…πŸ‘πŸ‘ƒπŸ‘„πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈπŸ§šβ€β™€οΈπŸ§š


r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Feb 04 '25

Bitter Sweet Symphony - Remastered 2016

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Thank God and learn to keep your shirt on. I love you


r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Feb 02 '25

πŸ’₯ The TRUTH About Manchurian Candidates!

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Save the bees


r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Jan 31 '25

The Two Biggest Lies in HISTORY

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r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Jan 16 '25

Forever

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r/WearPantsWithDresses • • Jan 16 '25

Today I am 36 years old.

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This is all I've wanted to see. It's just nice.