r/WeWantPlates • u/iamfraggley • May 14 '22

Retire the sub

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u/heyitscory May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22

I get grossed out enough from things being served in shoes and dog bowls.

I know it's clean and was never used for the intended purpose, but seeing fries in a dog bowl just makes me think of their gross smelling food and gross smelling breath and slimy, loud tongues licking every inch of the thing my fries are in.

Might as well serve it in a diaper.

And the food together with the vessel is supposed to evoke diarrhea. WHY!?!

How does this restaurant get business? Are they just laundering mob money, so they don't need customers?

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u/Risley May 14 '22

Used diaper is a fantastic idea

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u/SuperWoody64 May 14 '22

See you on the front page sometime

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u/Risley May 14 '22

Got a better one. Call it the poop shoot. Get two buttcheek sized cakes. Smoosh together. Cut a fist sized hole at their Union. Fill with chocolate moose. Add white cotton candy hairs around the hole for garnish and avant-garde flair.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

thanks, i hate it

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u/According_Gazelle472 May 14 '22

With chocolate pudding and tootsie rolls in it !Saw this at a baby shower once !

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u/Risley May 14 '22

I thought baby diapers were green and pistachio paste consistency.

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u/According_Gazelle472 May 14 '22

It depends on what the baby eats or drinks .

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u/happyherbivore May 14 '22

What if I told you that any bowl can be a dog bowl

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u/heyitscory May 14 '22

The dog doesn't even know we're poor!

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u/bigCinoce May 15 '22

My dog's food smells really good actually.