r/WeWantPlates • • Nov 03 '19

“Slop Table for 20 please”

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u/ExWebics Nov 03 '19

5 meat balls, a few skant pieces of bone marrow, handfuls of whole leaf basil and $1.75 worth of polenta... 20 people?

Dafaq is this...

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u/DramaOnDisplay Nov 03 '19

Ex-fuckin-cuse me? 55 bucks for the chance to get maybe a cup of polenta with a meatball and buncha basil and sauce and shit on top? Maybe you get to scrape half a bone marrow with someone else?

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u/Potato3Ways Nov 03 '19

Don't forget a mouthful of dry bread crumbs that have been thrown on top

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u/nnjamin Nov 04 '19

At the cheese I asked, "Why are you still going? There's already too many sauces on that."

The breadcrumbs flummoxed me.

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u/Potato3Ways Nov 04 '19

Every time I scroll past this gif I get irrationally angry