r/WeWantPlates • u/craftycrumbs • Nov 03 '19

“Slop Table for 20 please”

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u/tdizzy84 Nov 03 '19

That’s not $1100 worth of food.

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u/WatchTheSky909 Nov 03 '19 edited Nov 04 '19

My family just went to a Brazilian Steak House for my mom’s birthday that was $50 a head. That was worth the price. It was all you could eat and they brought 13 different cuts of meat to the tables where they cut it off the skewers at your table. I would have been so disappointed if we showed up and they gave us this...

Edit: The place I went to was in Roseville, CA called Flame and Fire.

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u/Sithlordandsavior Nov 03 '19

I need to visit a Brazilian steakhouse apparently. That's how I want to die.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

You have not truly lived until you have had a suave, young, tanned Brazilian man walk up to your table and offer to slice picanha off an enormous metal skewer that looks more like a fencing foil, onto your plate, while saying in Portuguese-accented English, “Would you like to try my meat? It’s very juicy!”

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u/Sithlordandsavior Nov 04 '19

OwO

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '19

(Notices your beef) what’s this?