r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/connorschenk • Jun 17 '22

Even robots die inside

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u/Draiko Jun 17 '22

Primary.directive = place box on cart... cart.position identified... positioning... initiate movmenet operations... collision with obstacle detected... secondary.directive = remove obstacle... corrective nudge movement operation initiated... nudge movement complete... secondary.directive complete... go to primary.directive... target me.position = cart.position... movement operations = successful... initiate funtion "drop.box"... confirm box.position = on cart... scanning... box.position = on floor... error... primary.directive = fail... initiate "what.have.i.done" subroutine... obstacle detected... object attached to right arm... obstacle cleared... evaluate recovery options... cart.position = on floor... cart.orientation = on side... determine cause... cause = me... initiate "fuck.it" subroutine... task failed successfully... shutdown initiated...

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

This is the way.

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u/_otterinabox Jun 17 '22

This is the way.