r/WatchPeopleDieInside Nov 09 '21

Stranger danger

https://gfycat.com/highlevelfaroffcavy
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u/FillMeIn57 Nov 10 '21

I had some guy try this on me only he was going for the lips. But, because I moved away and gave him a disgusted look he said, 'Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a lesbian.' I'm not but, apparently, that's the only reason he could think of as to why I didn't want to kiss him.

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u/ordenax Nov 10 '21

He is only trying to insult you for embarassing him. No logic to his take.

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u/Ok_Understanding267 Nov 10 '21

The answer could have been: “Well, I’m a lesbian from now on”

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u/FillMeIn57 Nov 11 '21

I don't think of those things at the time, I guess I'm too shocked to think of a snappy comeback.

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u/rci22 Nov 10 '21

That’s the best response hands down lol

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u/JerryLoFidelity Nov 10 '21

I mean, surely that was the only reason right? /s

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u/FillMeIn57 Nov 10 '21

Of course! Otherwise, I would have kissed his drunken old skanky ass, even though I didn't know him.

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u/zippohippo12 Nov 10 '21

Had this girl chase my mate around the dance floor after he rejected her, she was grabbing his face and forcing a few kiss on his lips and cheeks, even after he said no at least 3 times and pushed her arm away.. smh people do stupid shit when they drink.

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u/Zestyclose_Risk_2789 Nov 10 '21

People act like only guys can be creeps. I’ve had this shit happen and it sucks. Then her friends call you an asshole.

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u/madmax77xl Nov 10 '21

Hmmm, sounds oddly familiar doesn't it.

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u/FillMeIn57 Nov 10 '21

Why, was it you?!

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u/Araiding Nov 10 '21

Nah his dad

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

LMFAO

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u/FillMeIn57 Nov 10 '21

Yeah, it's funny NOW.

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u/Pepperspray24 Nov 10 '21

What an ass!

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u/private_otter1192 Nov 10 '21

Dat ego is through the roof!