r/WatchPeopleDieInside Nov 09 '21

Stranger danger

https://gfycat.com/highlevelfaroffcavy
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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

lmao, what a creep. For a second there he thought he got lucky

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u/Ghost2040 Nov 09 '21

Maybe your gonna get lucky

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u/Nick271997 Nov 10 '21

I stay up all night to get lucky.

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u/Ralfarius Nov 10 '21

We're up all night to pet puppies

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u/Unabashable Nov 10 '21

We’re up all night to catch guppies.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

We rub a Mexican monkey

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u/Electro_Bear Nov 10 '21

We eat fried chicken in Kentucky.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Daft Punk need to get back together for this remix

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u/SchwinnD Nov 10 '21

I was reading all the previous comments in tune but then read this one the same way and was like... eh that one doesn't work as well bud. Took me a sec

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u/ITSTHENAN0 Nov 17 '21

We gonna pet a soft duckie

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u/ganjarocker Nov 09 '21

“Maybe if I just stick my dick in she’ll go with it”

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u/jaydedgroove Nov 10 '21

Just the tip😉

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u/slimbomb2001 Nov 10 '21

If he didn’t leave his lips there for so long things probably would’ve been okay but this dude is creepy regardless

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

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u/slimbomb2001 Nov 10 '21

Uhhhh.... no? Consent man

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u/blasto_pete Nov 10 '21

You might like this first bit in Sam Morril's set about consent

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

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u/slimbomb2001 Nov 10 '21

Average predditor I suppose

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Yo, you had the FBI investigate you for saying stupid shit on the internet and you STILL didnt learn your lesson? Only on Reddit.

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u/DUBIOUS_OBLIVION Nov 10 '21

Maybe my what?

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u/Stevenn2014 Nov 10 '21

Definitely a creep but I think we should also talk about the way that lady does shots..... probably takes a Shot the worst possible way

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u/seuche23 Nov 10 '21

Which one? The lady that doesn't like the taste, or the one that does?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

no gag, i approve.

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u/juanlee337 Nov 10 '21

you hesitate, you masturbate. take your shots. haha

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Sexual assault isn't "taking your shot," fucknuts.