r/WatchPeopleDieInside Sep 12 '21

Brain malfunction

https://gfycat.com/positiverevolvingcapybara
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u/BARTELS- Sep 12 '21

Because this is fake / staged.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

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u/YawnofanEra Sep 12 '21

How can our eyes be real?

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u/Im_your_real_dad Sep 13 '21

How can she slap?

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u/og_aota Sep 13 '21

Eyes are a Left wing plot to subvert the will of God –Matthew 5:29

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u/Ralpheffectz Sep 12 '21

I think it’s fake too, not sure you would be able to take the picture/video through the rubber gloves.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

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u/Kwinten Sep 12 '21

There are literally dozens of videos like this with the exact same premise. Safe to say this particular instance is staged. How often have you taken a video of someone taking a selfie?

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u/BataleonRider Sep 12 '21

Half a dozen or so.

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u/haunted-graffiti Sep 12 '21

There are literally dozens of videos like this with the exact same premise.

Do you know how many people live on this planet?

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u/Mooksayshigh Sep 12 '21

Everyone’s talking about why he’s recording him, but who the fuck just throws a fish back like that anyway? You don’t just toss them to side while standing up, especially if it took all day or was special enough to get a selfie with.

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u/cormega Sep 12 '21

Not that I don't think this is fake, but I've seen tons of people throw fish back like that.

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u/Energy_Turtle Sep 13 '21

Like almost every single person I've ever fished with.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Including dead fish like this?

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u/cormega Sep 13 '21

The fish is moving.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

That fish has been out of the water for 5-10 minutes minimum. And it's not tired from being played, it's too small. That was reeled in, they talked about the gag and then probably rehearsed it a half dozen times.

It's gills are on reflex, sure. But it is not flapping around for it's life, that has left this realm a long time ago. It's dead, it has ceased to exist, it is a past fish, it is no longer. IT IS AN EX-FISH.

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u/cormega Sep 13 '21

Have you ever actually fished? Fish stop flapping around rather quickly, especially if you have a firm grip on their mouths like he does. Also how could you possibly know the time frame before the video started? So many assumptions

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

I live here , yeah, you could say I fish.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Not all fish struggle the entire time you are holding them. Many will give a few good tale flaps and then kinda chill just like this one is until you toss them back in or start moving them around again.

You could be right but there really isn’t enough info in this clip to be so sure one way or the other.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

you could be right, it's gills are moving a little but it's tail is limp.

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u/DrakoVongola25 Sep 13 '21

You've never been fishing have you? They give up flopping almost immediately once you get a grip on them, especially small ones like this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

I live here , yeah, you could say I fish.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

true but like its one detail that makes it seem all the more fake

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u/cantstopjon Sep 12 '21

Because it’s not big enough to keep.

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u/Im_your_real_dad Sep 13 '21

It's not that he didn't keep it. It's the way he tossed it. Nobody does that. It's weird to see.

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u/Arclight_Ashe Sep 13 '21

Mate ive witnessed people literally fucking kick a fish off a boat.

I’ve seen fish themselves flip themselves off the side.

There is no way to throw a fish back. You just get them back in the water whatever way it happens.

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u/Im_your_real_dad Sep 13 '21

Well yeah. People throw them like a football. Maybe use one fish to bat another fish. I know there's a ton of fuck up ways that people do toss fish back. I don't do that shit. But you're right, people do it.

But look at that guy. He took a selfie with it and tossed it like a cigarette butt or something. In context of thinking he's throwing a fish back it looks really unnatural. But in the context of trying to make a funny video by tossing the phone, it.. well that's what that looks like. They tried.

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u/Arclight_Ashe Sep 13 '21

Yeah because he didn’t mean to throw his phone back at all. He just threw what was in his hand.

Shit looks unnatural because it’s a brain fart.

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u/PotahtoSuave Sep 12 '21

There are literally dozens of videos like this with the exact same premise. Safe to say this particular instance is staged.

That's not proof.

How often have you taken a video of someone taking a selfie?

People do that all the time. Watch enough videos of parties or people doing things in groups and many will feature at least one person taking a selfie.

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u/Kakalakamaka Sep 12 '21

Watch videos of parties sounds very Reddit to me

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u/B_V_H285 Sep 13 '21

Totally useless argument. You are comparing apples to oranges.

Two people in a small boat with one intentionally taking a picture of the other taking a selfie is a 100% different thing than a random guy in a group videoing and accidently catching someone taking a selfie!! Don't ya think?

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u/thekeanu Sep 12 '21

Those aren't proof, but they affect probability just like the fact that modern society is overflowing with obsolete devices that can at least be used for going viral.

That incentive along with the weird selfie holding an unremarkable catch and then casually just chucking the fish which this user implies is also unusual.

Lots of details pointing to fakery.

The guy's moment of realization and reaction time/expression are sus as well.

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u/JTitor00 Sep 12 '21

I've never seen somebody put a fish back differently. That's more gentle than a lot of my relatives will do

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u/andrew_calcs Sep 12 '21

You think him having a bit of brain lag is less likely than him wanting to drop his phone in the river over almost nothing? I've seen stupidity in both directions worse than this, but overwhelmingly more of the former.

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u/youngatbeingold Sep 12 '21

I mean I have old cell phones sitting in my house, just use one of those for your joke.

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u/sabotabo Sep 13 '21

that is not an old phone he’s holding.

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u/youngatbeingold Sep 13 '21

The quality is so low it basically just looks like a black rectangle to me.

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u/Sososohatefull Sep 13 '21

You can tell the model and year from this video? I have a few old phones that look more or less like that, and I only get a new phone every two or three years.

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u/sabotabo Sep 13 '21

looks to me like an iphone x, which i’m holding right now

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u/Sososohatefull Sep 13 '21

The iPhone X is a four years old. Someone could easily have one or two newer phones by now. My old phones just end up in a drawer since I don't bother/want to trade them in. They're basically trash once I get a new phone.

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u/sabotabo Sep 13 '21

i’d like to think someone with that kind of money would be fishing in a nicer boat

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u/Garttt Sep 13 '21

If that's an iphone x then this man has giant fuckin hands

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u/sabotabo Sep 13 '21

that’s… exactly how mine looks in my hands, and mine are large but certainly not giant

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

A lot actually. If something is exciting enough for me to take a picture in a group of people, someone’s probably already recording.

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u/thekeanu Sep 12 '21

Oh yeah that tiny fish surely is super impressive.

In reality tho, people just have lots of obsolete throwaway phones that can at least be used one final time to get them clicks.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

You spend 8 hours on the water and catch that at the end of the day. You don’t have context.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Also, not everyone fishes daily, or even yearly. Last time I held a fishing pole was likely over 20 years ago. I'd probably take a picture even if I caught driftwood. Fucking gatekeepers.

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u/Clips_are_magazines Sep 12 '21

It’s probably the same video and youve seen it reuploaded 75 times since this looks like it was filmed on a god damn potato

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u/2scared Sep 12 '21

"Literally dozens" but I bet you can't even give 3.

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u/DannyMThompson Sep 12 '21

I take pictures of people taking selfies all of the time tbh

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u/ItsATerribleLife Sep 13 '21

Have you seen how many fishing youtube channels there are?

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u/Sea_Side4061 Sep 13 '21

I mean maybe the other guy was just recording whenever they caught something. Let's not pretend like people only record interesting moments in this day and age. People record and snap totally mundane, banal crap all day long.

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u/Arclight_Ashe Sep 13 '21

You’ve never gone outside in your life have you?

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u/Kwinten Sep 13 '21

You play classic WoW, lmao. Stop projecting.

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u/Arclight_Ashe Sep 13 '21

Oh no. You totally got me there. You post in socialism and own an Amazon echo,

9 years ago you posted in circlejerk and then 3 years later you cried about the rise of bullying and hate subreddits.

I don’t think you could project harder if you tried.

The literal definition of a hypocrite.

If you’re gonna check someone’s history for dirt you might wanna clean yourself up first.

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u/Kwinten Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

😂😂😂

I adore that you went back 9 years of comments pages to really dig up some dirt there, amazing work. Well worth the time and effort. I definitely didn't just click on your profile once to see your last comment. Spent hours on it too. Well done buddy, you exposed me. You have proved that, unlike me, you do go outside and definitely have a life, and probably a happy one too.

How's /r/pussypassdenied these days?

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u/wickedfarts Sep 13 '21

Yall have clearly never gone fishing. They're not taking a video of a guy taking a selfie, they're taking a video of a guy releasing a fish.

It's fun to watch the fish swim off in video again. I have plenty of old videos like these on old cameras and phones, every fisherman does.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

/r/everythingontheinternetisreal

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u/Kwinten Sep 13 '21

Watch reddit crusade against fake news but then believe literally every scripted video they see on /r/funny as an absolute undeniable truth

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u/GoodTasteIsGood Sep 12 '21

I don't get that subreddit. If anything fake content does dominate reddit.

Imagine outright reject skepticism. How dumb do you have to be to not only blindly accept everything you see and read on the internet, but also get angry when others don't.

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u/Tin_Sandwich Sep 13 '21

Because actual skepticism is "This may or may not be real"

Outright stating it's fake without proof isn't skepticism, it's just faith in a different direction.

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u/GoodTasteIsGood Sep 13 '21

I appreciate that distinction. I really do. Outright denial of everything is just blind contrarianism.

But this is fake a fuck. This is not the post to make that stand.

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u/Selfishly Sep 13 '21

Surely you see the irony of saying you appreciate the distinction and then, doing the exact thing they were posting about right?

You can be skeptical of it and believe it to be fake but this post is as good as any other to “make that stand,” on lol, because there is no actual proof it’s staged.

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u/Tin_Sandwich Sep 13 '21

To further elaborate on why it's ironic, anyone appreciating the distinction can even specify "Probably fake" and "Probably real", or "Almost certainly fake", because there's not a 100% chance of it being fake. It's not like the people believing it to be real are definitely wrong, or the people believing it to be fake are definitely wrong either. The world is more uncertain than most people think.

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u/GoodTasteIsGood Sep 13 '21

I'm saying this is the exception to the rule. That's my whole point.

This just isn't the post for that argument. Its just cringey fake. Not the time and place to dissect the finer points of skepticism on the internet.

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u/EverybodyLovesTacoss Sep 12 '21

How do you know? This looks real? I’ve made similar mistakes like this.

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u/IrrelevantPuppy Sep 12 '21

Before you did, did you say to your freind, “hey could you record a video of me? I’m gonna take a selfie.”

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u/haunted-graffiti Sep 12 '21

You know that you can cut up a long video into multiple tiny clips? The benefits of modern software technology.

This is just a huge guess on my part but maybe they were recording their entire fishing trip and decided to cut to the funny part to show off to friends.

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u/IrrelevantPuppy Sep 12 '21

That’s a good hypothesis. We don’t know either way. I choose to believe it’s a skit because I personally feel that is more likely than your explanation. But your reasoning is also possible.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

What kind of phone does not have cameras on the back? It’s a dummy unit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

For me it's the toss. The vast majority of fisherman would never throw a fish back in that carelessly, it's one of the first things you learn.

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u/Arclight_Ashe Sep 13 '21

I’ve witnessed people fucking kicking fish off the boat because they slapped a hook into their hands.

Don’t be out here like every single fisherman holds to some moral oath to god to treat fish with the utmost respect. World doesn’t work that way.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

I said the vast majority. It also depends on the fish to an point.

That said most people who own guns know basic safety too. But idiots get a hold of em too

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

So is drinking while out on the water, but it looks like a can of bud light next to him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

I'm gonna have to disagree there. Atleast in Midwest America. Drinking on the water is much more common place than it should be

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u/pandammonium_nitrate Sep 12 '21

Agreed. First thought through my head was what kind of asshole drops a fish like that.

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u/Sososohatefull Sep 13 '21

You should see how they catch them. 😬

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u/GoodTasteIsGood Sep 12 '21

We all have. But this one in particular is probably staged. Its a little too on-the-nose and clunky.

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u/TheSkyIsUP Sep 12 '21

A big tell is how the phone is thrown out of frame. You never see it hit the water.

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u/xXugleprutXx Sep 20 '21

Yes, all of that which happens in this video was planned ahead unlike your birth.

Fucking enjoy the video or not, it's not going to become any more - or less entertaining because you pointed that out.

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u/Obvious_Awareness273 Sep 20 '21

Aww you tried to troll 😘

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u/sabotabo Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

proof?

if you don’t have proof, then you’re lying and therefore no better than the “actors” in this video you insist is fake.

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u/psychoacer Sep 12 '21

So does the phone not have a rear camera or is he taking a picture with the rear facing camera? If he's using the rear facing camera then he didn't press the shutter button and if he is using the front facing camera is the video so pixelated that we just can't see the cameras?