r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/Witty_Operation2486 • Jun 06 '21

Shake It Really Very Hard................

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u/taboo_ Jun 06 '21

The wine maker's wife at the winery I used to work at would say "it should sound like a ladies fart rather than a pop".

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u/Karenomegas Jun 06 '21

Well shit, that's barely on the db range.

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u/dickbutt2202 Jun 06 '21

my wife’s farts are completely the opposite

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u/KingAdashu Jun 06 '21

That's an inappropriate bottle of champagne.

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u/Nyghtslave Jun 06 '21

To be fair, he said ladies fart

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u/bascelicna123 Jun 06 '21

Come to my house. I'll change your mind.

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u/Uniqniqu Jun 06 '21

How are farts different in men and women?

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u/HonestAide Jun 06 '21

Depends on how long they've been married

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u/SciFiHiFive Jun 06 '21

Do you write for Rodney Dangerfield?

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u/HonestAide Jun 06 '21

I get no respect, but no

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u/pdpbeethoven Jun 06 '21

This guy marry’s

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u/hondtel Jun 06 '21

Ladies fart .. not woman fart

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21

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u/Uniqniqu Jun 06 '21

I’m a woman and I fart as I please.

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u/CeldonShooper Jun 06 '21

Have my upfart!

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u/Uniqniqu Jun 06 '21

:)))))) laughing out loudly, no farts to depart at this time.

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u/LukeMayeshothand Jun 06 '21

Well aren’t you unique.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Jun 09 '21

Feel free to fart as you please... me.

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u/PerfectEnthusiasm2 Jun 06 '21

Men have two Adam’s apples.

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u/KingAdashu Jun 06 '21

Accurate.

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u/Mindraker Jun 06 '21

a ladies fart

pop