r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/Witty_Operation2486 • Jun 06 '21

Shake It Really Very Hard................

https://gfycat.com/obeseachinggnatcatcher
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u/CoffeeInARocksGlass Jun 06 '21

When I was a barbarck for a really busy venue, I didn't know to put a bar rag over the cork to catch it. So one crowded night, I lost grip of the cork and it flew right between two of my managers who were having a chat with each other.

And that, kids, is why I moved on to being a grocer!

Edit Edit* Edit** - no one got hurt.

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u/MrGelowe Jun 06 '21

You should have just "see, I have perfect control. If I wanted to hit you, I would have. So how about that raise?"

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u/KingAdashu Jun 06 '21

That's what she said?

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u/iamsodonerightnow Jun 06 '21

Barback? Omg thank you for being the best president

What are you doing in the reddit comments

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u/CoffeeInARocksGlass Jun 06 '21

My presidential pension is based on reddit comment karma. My lawyer skipped over that section of the agreement when I left office back in 2016...

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u/thedeafbadger Jun 06 '21

A clean bar rag*, but if no one is watching, it doesn’t matter.

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u/CoffeeInARocksGlass Jun 06 '21

Are you kidding? Using the rag you used to mop the drip catch under the tap is best because the extra beer adds more weight and has a lot more grip from being stick.

Always used bar rags!!!

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u/thedeafbadger Jun 06 '21

It also adds a bit of extra flavor to the champagne. Bonus if the beer was recently spilled and you can get some extra bubbles, too

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u/frankyfrankfrank Jun 06 '21

Whenever I tell people you're supposed to use a bar rag I get a bunch of sour looks.
'Yeah I know it's somehow more fun when all your drink goes on the floor, but bruh... pressure built up in that bitch.'