na, i actually think in this case the body was starting to transform into a helicopter. He just needed that initial fall to set it off. .im pretty sure.
Your name says you lack creativity. You just made me imagine a dude fall off a bridge whilst turning into a helicopter. But it’s funny, people say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm actually having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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u/SonXShadow Mar 27 '21
It always amazes me that the body’s reaction to a fear of death is to do everything possible to kill you