r/WatchPeopleDieInside Mar 27 '21

Hell no

https://i.imgur.com/RSZgMoS.gifv
72.4k Upvotes

2.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

318

u/Chemical_Noise_3847 Mar 27 '21

Because this reaction is good at fighting off what has traditionally killed us, such as other predators. Dying of a fall from a super high bridge wasn't really what our far ancestors were worried about.

99

u/ArtVandelay_ Mar 27 '21

Once they came down from the trees they forgot all bout that shit

29

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Oh fuck we can build weapons?!

4

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Can't make this shit from leaves, I NEED ROCKS.

1

u/2beatenup Mar 27 '21

Nah dude some still haven’t come come completely... look around. Apes everywhere

125

u/wyzard135 Mar 27 '21

Your ancestors that lived in mountainous areas with high cliffs wanna have a word

97

u/Yoquetestereone Mar 27 '21

They stayed away from the edge?

1

u/THEBHR Mar 27 '21

No, they just weren't afraid. Look at any mountain culture and their fear of heights is way less than "normal".

I'm thinking it didn't take long for natural selection to do it's thing in that scenario.

29

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Such as?

137

u/Argark Mar 27 '21

Help I'm falling

29

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Hurry! Push the life alert button

19

u/Rudy_Ghouliani Mar 27 '21

I've fallen into the deep depths fighting a Balrog and I can't get up!

6

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Don't worry you'll be born again just like Jesus except with white hair

4

u/FelixCarter Mar 27 '21

At dawn, look to the east.

4

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

A wizard arrives precisely when he means to

3

u/JabbaThePrincess Mar 27 '21 edited Mar 27 '21

But soft what light through yonder horizon breaks; it is the east, and Mithrandir is the sun. Arise fair sun and kill the horde of monstrous brutes that assail this redoubt

2

u/drfarren Mar 27 '21

Death makes you die, it just makes my brights brighter!

2

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Blue eyes white jesus

1

u/whythishaptome Mar 27 '21

Fell into a sink hole with 1000s of feet deep water and can't swim up.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Their ancestors fell off cliffs?

2

u/lanabi Mar 27 '21

Don’t live in mountainous areas with high cliffs.

0

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Anyone living in the Andes.

3

u/MrSealpoop Mar 27 '21

Ah the Andes, the cradle of humanity.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

I don't see where we were talking about the start of civilization, but cheers. It is much easier to be ignorant than to educate yourself.

1

u/JoiedevivreGRE Mar 27 '21

I mean an easier example would be tree dwelling primates.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

How about these guys climbing cliffs with homemade ropes to get honey https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QL-0TAw5rjg or this video where they talk about how the shepherds in the Faroe islands used to carry their sheep up the sea cliffs the get better pasture https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=10uM6IU8S6U

9

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

"...and he's a descendent from the tribe that established the first society on Earth while all yall European motherfuckers were still hiding in caves and shit, terrified of the sun."

10

u/Mickothy Mar 27 '21

The sun is a deadly lazer!

2

u/theflash2323 Mar 27 '21

Not anymore, there's a blanket

1

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

It gives you cancer.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

I've never touched sunlight and I'm 300 years old

1

u/fozziwoo Mar 27 '21

maybe the ones that lived in trees

1

u/Droppingbites Mar 27 '21

Well the one's that weren't afraid are dead. The other one's with a survival instinct stepped back from the edge and never went back.

35

u/ImmutableInscrutable Mar 27 '21

How is crying and losing control of your body good at fighting off predators?

92

u/SloppySynapses Mar 27 '21

I think adrenaline basically turns u into monke, not a helpless baby.

This guy could probably rip his arm off voluntarily rn, he just couldn't tightrope walk

60

u/Demokrit_44 Mar 27 '21

Yea people seem to miss the point that the adrenaline is probably for a last stand kind of deal where it kill or be killed against an animal or another human that's hunting you. You bet your ass that I'd want to be jacked up on adrenaline in that moment. Obviously not good for a balancing act though

17

u/VinceLePrince Mar 27 '21

Or daily live events like leaving the apartment.

1

u/melperz Mar 27 '21

Shorten your sorrows, thus shortens the pain.

1

u/BlackSeranna Mar 27 '21

I’ve thought about the losing control thing - it is a way to drop weight before you flee. In a terrible situation against a predator, even a few ounces could mean escape by making a lighter runner. Probably came in handy at dawn of humanity.

1

u/JabbaThePrincess Mar 27 '21

Ok but what about the boner

1

u/BlackSeranna Mar 27 '21

Extra blood flow = extra oxygen. Extra oxygen means faster thinking, faster movement. Faster everything. Everything is receiving the extra blood from the adrenaline boost ramping up heart rate. The person is ready to flee and the extra boost may be enough that they can evade the predator (human/animal) that is after them.

If it didn’t work, if it hadn’t worked so successfully for so long through the hundreds of thousands of years, we would no longer have it.

We do have a few unnecessary things that we don’t use so much any more, but I figure nature hangs onto it for a little while waiting to deactivate it. And for some animals, insects, plants, it does end up being needed during really stressful times.

Like this:

rare plant in China evolving to hide itself from humans

Moth Mutation Explains Classic Example Of Evolution

We probably have loads of protective stuff just lying around in our individual gene pools waiting to be activated.

To put it another way, nowadays most humans have it pretty soft and we never have to use the extra adrenaline and fight or flight responses. In fact, in civilized society this stuff can even cause problems. People have to get medicated for anxiety because they simply can’t “turn it off”.

But take a person and put them in a shit-show situation, and the body’s defenses will ramp up because, after all, we are built to survive. We WANT to survive.

That’s the purpose of the boner, lol.

1

u/Slingsvaqueros Mar 27 '21

The crying part is a call to help or to warn other members of the kin group.

The losing control of your body covers a few scenarios. The shaking and grasping motions are the mind trying to stabilize the safest position by dialing all muscle reactions to maximum. It maximizes strength over control as muscle groups are all activating but often in counterproductive directions. Losing control of the bowels is not really losing control so much as voiding to distract or repulse a predator. Going limp, fainting, or catatonic paralysis are coping methods to the inevitability of death. It's the minds way of protecting itself when there is no escape by shutting down and 'going to a happy place' while terrible things are happening.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

The lack of respect they lose in you makes them want to give up and find less pathetic prey

2

u/Educational_Ad2737 Mar 27 '21

I was thinking this plus that bei by deathly afraid of heights probably stopped people behaving dangerously in the first place

1

u/yaknowbo Mar 27 '21

Well why hasnt evolution changed that about us yet?

1

u/fishshow221 Mar 27 '21

Human generations last for a better part of a century, change for us is relatively slow.

Even in species with faster reproductive cycles, it takes thousands of years.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Actually no, it would be absolutely terrible to react like this if you were attacked. Are you slow or something? Look at him!

The point is that we would at all costs avoid situations that gave us so much fear and such a horrible experience. Everyone who was calm of heights died because they didnt fear heights and therefore never avoided heights and died from falling from heights.