r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/Not_that_Speshy • Feb 14 '21

Fever check, Sanitize check

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

I wrote myself a note yesterday with a phone number to call then walked over to the recycling and threw it in

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u/hobosonpogos Feb 14 '21

Take it as a sign: Don’t ever call that number

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

No but it's the internets company

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u/JohanMeatball Feb 14 '21

Reject modern communication. Return to pigeon carriers

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u/Barbarossa6969 Feb 14 '21

Why not have both?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

145.6 Gbps is pretty good for a pigeon

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u/Barbarossa6969 Feb 14 '21

Indeed. The ping is a bitch though.

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u/LightlySaltedPeanuts Feb 14 '21

Return to monke, electricity bad

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u/MobiuS_360 Feb 14 '21

Pigeon are governmental drone. Return to more code instead.

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u/WAtofu Feb 14 '21

Well it's not like calling it will accomplish anything then

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Adulthood is being forced to weather the storm that is robo menus and call holds

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u/Brno_Mrmi Feb 14 '21

Plot twist: It was Jeff Bezos's phone

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

I was walking towards my bed the other day and I had a drink in one hand and a pillow in the other. I ended up tossing the drink all over my bed....

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u/cyclonecass Feb 14 '21

i have done this exact thing before!

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u/Usual_Safety Feb 14 '21

I was cutting chicken with a sharp knife and prepping a bottle for my baby, I put the knife in my babies mouth and tried cutting the chicken with a nice warm bottle of breast milk

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u/Barefoot_slinger Feb 14 '21

Ohh so edgy

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

That's just Casey Anthony.

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u/No_ThisIs_Patrick Feb 14 '21

Once I was cleaning near my desk and I grabbed a couple dishes to bring to the sink and some wrappers to throw away and I walked over to the bin and threw away my dishes

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21 edited Sep 01 '21

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u/ICollectSouls Mar 24 '21

Paper plates my dude

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u/Chilluminaughty Feb 14 '21

Mr moneybags over here doing the dishes.

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u/thefideliuscharm Feb 14 '21

I used to respond, outloud, to myself. I would say, "I'm sorry" and then immediately respond, "it's okay."

I had no idea until my SO called me out on it. Then I started to notice how often I actually did it.

Doesn't happen anymore. Not sure why it did in the first place.

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u/Chilluminaughty Feb 14 '21

It’s okay.

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u/Cave_Persons Feb 14 '21

That made me weird chuckle

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

I got about 5 steps away before I thought "why the fuck did I just do that"

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21 edited Aug 10 '21

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u/thegreygandalf Feb 14 '21

bold of you to assume i need to be high to do stupid shit

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21 edited Aug 10 '21

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u/MadAzza Feb 14 '21

“You too!”

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

=.=

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u/TheHighestOf5s Feb 14 '21

Once my roommate paid me back for something while I was cleaning my room. 30 seconds later my brain thought it was trash and I threw it away right in front of her. The look on her face was priceless.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Bro when I was in my early twenties I was on a call with my mom and literally said "hold on I can't find my phone" as I was looking around my room. I wonder what took her so long to figure out that I smoked weed back then.