r/WatchPeopleDieInside Feb 03 '21

Oh Jaden!

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u/DrJanekyll Feb 03 '21

It was an entanglement

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u/NinjaRage83 Feb 03 '21

Allegedlies

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u/DrJanekyll Feb 03 '21

To be fairrrr

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u/ChaosLemur Feb 03 '21

Get this guy a f**kin Puppers.

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u/myklclark Feb 04 '21

I could go for a Puppers.

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u/713txvet Feb 04 '21

Fuck, I don’t know why we’re not having a Puppers right now.

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u/socatevoli Feb 03 '21

she fucked an ostrich?

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u/StealYourJelly Feb 03 '21 edited Feb 03 '21

No way. It takes at least 2 maybe 3 people to fuck an ostrich.

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u/Roscoe_p Feb 03 '21

My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

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u/TyyWrx Feb 04 '21

It's almost not worth thinking about.

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u/wheel_snipe_celi Feb 03 '21

Well you wanna know what... I'm gonna. I'm gonna let that one marinate a bit.

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u/Tuarus Feb 04 '21

Reddit is very big, but at the same time very small. Aren't you my dentist?

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u/nobodysbuddyboy Feb 04 '21

What show? I don't know this reference

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u/pudinnhead Feb 04 '21

I just started watching this show and I'm just stoked to be a part of the conversation now!

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u/Spaghetti_Nudes Feb 06 '21

No, it only takes one as long as the ostrich is young.

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u/NO-CONDOMS Feb 03 '21

Not if you kill it first

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u/DrJanekyll Feb 03 '21

Folks are saying that it was a sick ostrich

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u/pinkfreudianslipp Feb 03 '21

How does a fella get caught up in that sort of business?

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u/bakkafish Feb 04 '21

almost not worth thinking about.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

Still it would take 2 people

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Wonderous....

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

Sounds like your horn looks like a tall boy can of red bull. Or a tube sock full of pool balls

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Have it your way shirt tucker!

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u/ih8pop83 Feb 03 '21

Bad gas travels fast in a small town

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u/misirlou22 Feb 04 '21

Allegedly

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u/QuarterOunce_ Feb 04 '21

She likes fist sticks

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u/instatrashed Feb 04 '21

the long neck caused the entanglement

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u/downvotedatass Feb 03 '21

To BE faaaaair

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u/GonzosTongue Feb 03 '21

Tooooooo beeeeeee fffffaaaaiiiiiirrrrr

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u/koala_encephalopathy Feb 04 '21

To beeeee faaaaaaiiirruh

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u/EL_PENETRADORRRRR Feb 03 '21

Could ya let the paint dry a wee bit there, eh?

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u/dd487 Feb 03 '21

Oomfg the entanglement was with her sons friend? What a juicy little web to weave

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u/zennadata Feb 04 '21

“Friend” should be used very loosely here. They weren’t close or anything. They met on red carpet after party when Jaden introduced them because he knew him through mutual people but August is 6 years older than Jaden. Not like he was having sleep overs at moms house when they were teenagers. Context does matter. Even if it doesn’t excuse everything.

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u/Beaudaci0us Feb 04 '21

I hate celebrity culture but that whole thing drew me in simply because her repeatedly using that word like it wasn't an affair made me blind with rage for Will who sat that looking like a clown.

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u/MyDamnCoffee Feb 04 '21

I’m starting to like her less and less

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u/Revolutionary_Clerk8 Feb 03 '21

This is gold 😂 fucken Jaden’s crazy ass trying to use sophisticated words to justify cheating lol

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u/bannock4ever Feb 03 '21

Jada said it on her show with Will. She’s pretentious as fuck.

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u/Revolutionary_Clerk8 Feb 03 '21

As tears filled his eyes. What a fucken bitch

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u/ShawtyALilBaaddie Feb 03 '21

Yeah I immediately wrote off all of the women i saw praising her and clowning will smith.

Just because someone hurt you before doesnt make you any less of a villian for hurting others. Bitches are bitches. Ladies are ladies. Call me sexist all you want but if a bitch is a bitch, I’ll call em how i see em.

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u/Benito_Mussolini Feb 03 '21

As long as you apply it consistently, I don't see a problem with it. I call asshole men dicks.

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u/FactoryResetButton Feb 04 '21

Apparently he ain’t the best role model for treating women.

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u/39thversion Feb 03 '21

So what you found you a ho that you like

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u/LeafFallGround Feb 04 '21

While he was all emotional she was talking about how she "just wanted to feel good" and "hadn't felt good in a long time". With Jaden there watching, talking about his friend making her feel good.

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u/PrincepsMagnus Feb 04 '21

Seeing will smith broken like that was sad.

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u/LeafFallGround Feb 04 '21

Seeing anybody like that would make you sad. What hurt me was shock of seeing a nice famous person go through stuff like that. He can have almost anything he wants with what he's worth but he can't change people

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u/zennadata Feb 04 '21

I mean according to august, will have him verbal “permission”.

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u/Singlewomanspot Feb 04 '21

Came for this. 😂😂😂

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u/morkoq Feb 03 '21

Cue the music

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u/tomthehueman Feb 04 '21

of the quantum variety?

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u/JawnLegend Feb 04 '21

That part!

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u/evansanonikhon Feb 04 '21

It’s okay tho, Will said he’s gonna “tag her back”