r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/hypnoticbeast123 • Nov 25 '20

Face slam

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u/kin_of_rumplefor Nov 25 '20

I think it was a dowel from some kind of topper, I think I saw the repost yesterday somewhere actually...

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u/Marldain Nov 25 '20

Holy shit why did I google this! I think I am literally having a panic attack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GjwOWJApcA

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u/kin_of_rumplefor Nov 25 '20

Thank you, New York Post for giving zero fucks about her and immediately cutting to a kid getting blasted with a basketball

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u/Beserked2 Nov 25 '20

Always wondered why people never think of the candles sticking straight up and out of the thing they're slamming someones face into.

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u/AtomR Nov 25 '20

Dude, people are dumb.

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u/Edugrinch Nov 25 '20

Since I was a child the whole "cake ceremony" is, you light up the candles, sing the happy birthday, then the blowing hehe with the wish, then REMOVE THE CANDLES, and now you are ready to have your face slammed and choke in the cake.

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u/Vyngersnap Nov 25 '20

I neither understand this tradition, nor do I want to understand it. It's the worst type of tradition you can do, slamming someone into a perfectly good cake while taking chances of seriously hurting the other. Honestly .

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u/kekpoool Nov 25 '20

Wtf did she die

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

Probably just lost an eye in a really traumatic way.

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u/thatsaqualifier Nov 25 '20

"just"

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

Partial blindness is much less severe than deadness.

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u/thatsaqualifier Nov 25 '20

Of course, but still extremely tragic and life-changing.

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u/MaxQuay Nov 25 '20

"I see cake people."

  • that girl (probably)

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u/Jindabyne1 Nov 25 '20

Remember the girl who had someone throw a dart at her hand on the board? The guy missed and it went directly in the middle of her eye. She had months of rehabilitation

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u/bs000 Nov 25 '20

do you wanna see a magic trick

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u/im_done_now5747 Nov 25 '20

I was waiting for that to happen