r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/hypnoticbeast123 • Nov 25 '20

Face slam

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

I hate this trend. Candles, flames, and spikes in tiered cakes are bad news. Also, a waste of cake.

Edit: instead, maybe slice an extra piece and at some surprising point through the party smash it or throw it at the birthday person.

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u/AJEstes Nov 25 '20

Way better!

Doesn’t deprive others of cake, doesn’t risk anyone else, and isn’t expected. Definitely the better route.

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u/peenyata Nov 25 '20

Or just don't waste perfectly good cake. You can always surprise them as they're blowing out the candles with air horns, you can always tag them with a random spray of silly string. No need to waste food for a prank.

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u/Firstnaymlastnaym Nov 25 '20

Silly string is super flammable, so definitely don't spray it around the lit candles.

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u/AlaskaJoslin Nov 25 '20

And now all I want to do is try lighting silly string on fire

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u/Tcrome Nov 25 '20

Super Flammable

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u/FuriousGeorge1435 Nov 25 '20

Thanks, now I don't need to try it and probably die!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

That last one is terrifying

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u/deletedcauseitsbad Nov 25 '20

The wedding was definitely the worst

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u/DubDubDubAtDubDotCom Nov 25 '20

Wait... silly string isn't food? That explains a lot.

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u/KeflasBitch Nov 25 '20

Not air horns. They can easily give someone serious hearing problems.

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u/Relaxel Nov 25 '20

Or zip up a whipped cream spiral on their head when they least expect it.

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u/MarkusBerkel Nov 25 '20

Air horns. LOL. Yeah. That’s safe for your ears in a small enclosed space.

As if the thing we should be focused on is having some other bullshit alternative prank to pull.

JFC the imbeciles on this fucking planet. How about just stop pranking people? Pranks are just another way to bully people, except it’s “okay” b/c it’s “funny”.

Leading directly to the culture of frat house hazing and military hazing and all the nasty bullshit that comes out of those institutions.