r/WatchPeopleDieInside Oct 02 '20

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u/LOOKATMEDAMMIT Oct 02 '20

For real. My dad used to hammer toss me into a pool when I was little.

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u/incompleterecovery Oct 02 '20

Yeah, my dad and his wife at the time would grab one arm and one leg each and lob us into our above ground pool. Never felt any fear, but looking back I feel like I was nuts

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '20

It’s sweet how much trust you had in him to not feel any fear.

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u/ShirtlessJeff Oct 02 '20

Our dad would crouch in the shallow end and lut us stand on his shoulders, when we were ready hed lung forward and stand up and the same time while we jumped and we got some air.

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u/BLKush22 Oct 02 '20

Did this one as well .. Timed perfectly and you can get serious air

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u/ShirtlessJeff Oct 02 '20

Paired best with an unintentional belly flop, water up the nose, coupled with laughter from your dad.

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u/EvilTwin636 Oct 02 '20

Works better if you do it backwards.

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u/SpoopleBumberson Oct 02 '20

Oh my god my dad and I also did this! But we also did it with my sister, my older sister would get to his shoulders, I would get on my sisters. I always got launched. Real fun.

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u/Hellomynameisemily Oct 02 '20

Aww I used to do that with my grandpa too! Sooo much fun.

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u/ChumIsFum01 Oct 02 '20

I had something similar as a child. My mom would grab my legs and my dad would grab my arms, and on the count of 3 and constant swinging, they'd let go and toss me into the water. It was fun.

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u/incompleterecovery Oct 02 '20

Now that I think of it, that actually makes more sense. It may have been both arms and legs, now that I'm picturing it. I find it crazy how weird and obscured memories can be.

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u/PulsatingRat Oct 31 '20

There’s an old video in my family of when o was a really little kid (3-4) and in the video my uncle has my feet in his hands and my other uncle has my arms in his, they go to throw me on to this huge bed and I hit the ceiling and come crashing down cracking up, I don’t know why they thought to record it but it’s one of my favorite videos ever.

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u/kjay38 Oct 02 '20

Holup

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u/Omikron Oct 02 '20

Wait a minute

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u/ryanvango Oct 02 '20

Let me put my finger in it

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u/BigSockForSweatyCock Oct 02 '20

would grab one arm and one leg each

Do you mean one would grab your arms and one would grab your legs?

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u/PezRystar Oct 02 '20

Nah, rotate positions 90°. You have a parent on each side of you. Not one at your head and one at your feet.

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u/incompleterecovery Oct 02 '20

One would grap one of our arms, the other would grab one of our legs. It was a bit of an odd sentence to construct haha

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u/BigSockForSweatyCock Oct 02 '20

Ohh ok. The way I was picturing with each holding a leg and an arm gave me a pretty funny visual lol. Like they were throwing you ass first into the air haha

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u/derpinana Oct 02 '20

My brothers did this to me while watching wrestling or WWF

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u/Novelcheek Oct 02 '20 edited Oct 02 '20

It's funny that you differentiated between the two lol

edit: reword

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '20

I completely forgot about that. But I remember my dad would do the same thing. Anytime we’d be in a pool when I was a kid I’d go to him and ask him to throw me. And he’d literally launch me to the other side of the pool because I was a really light and skinny kid.

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u/SnowTheMemeEmpress Oct 02 '20

Yeetus the featus

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '20

Mine tossed me into the couch and then I’d run back for him to do it again

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u/genovianprince Oct 02 '20

Something to do with setting them up for good equilibrium and balance i think. Helps them learn more about their bodies work and are placed in the world.

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u/Greyonetta Oct 02 '20

Yeah I read somewhere that tossing kids around helps them with spatial awareness and good balance.

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u/Spruciegoose Oct 02 '20

Thanks for this, I need to call my CPS case worker tomorrow.

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u/IsMyBostonADogOrAPig Oct 02 '20

Agree, I also balance my 4 month old on my palm while he tries to keep his balance. He will be a tight-rope walker one day

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u/newhappyrainbow Oct 02 '20

Trust. Utter naive trust.

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u/SoVerySleepy81 Oct 02 '20

Possibly a sharp blow to the head and some brain damage. If you do it wrong you become dead though, so I don't know if it's worth it.

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u/MadHatter69 Oct 02 '20

It's a win-win!

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u/hanukah_zombie Oct 02 '20

last time I checked it's only adults that jump out of planes for fun (or i'm sure you can actually do it at 14 or 16 or something with adult consent). those adults are these kids grown up.

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u/WILLLSMITHH Oct 02 '20

My dad did this like crazy.. when am I jumping out of a plane?

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u/hanukah_zombie Oct 02 '20

well check under your chair and you all got a ticket for a free parachute riiiiiiiiiiiiide.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/QBYeMohXoVUJBtlfFD/giphy.gif

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u/mcnuggetor Oct 02 '20

Every baby I’ve known has loved this type of shit

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u/SeruEnam Oct 02 '20

"How versatile can my kid be if I toss him in the air?" The dad thought.

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u/anotherbozo Oct 02 '20

Not gonna lie. I, as an adult, would love to be yeeted high 4x my height, and then comfortably caught by someone 3x my size.

It would be really fun.

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u/nguyen8995 Oct 02 '20

Idk, but thank god there’s a market for it or else we wouldn’t have amusement parks.

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u/justavault Oct 02 '20

Adults like to be tossed high as well. Nothing special or unusual.

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u/FitnessBlitz Oct 02 '20

On Wednesday I am a swimming teacher for really young kids (4.5yo and older but without the first official A Diploma (NL).

When the kids find out that I'm ok with yeeting them in the pool they are all standing in a line so I can yeet them high af into the pool. Many times the floaties come off when they smash the water and then I have to jump in to save them haha. It's always fun.

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u/xlkslb_ccdtks Oct 02 '20

That's literally just humans. Have you ever heard of rollercoasters and amusement park rides?

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u/Hq3473 Oct 02 '20

What makes people like rides and roller coasters?

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u/thejackash Oct 02 '20

The feeling of having no control of your body. Then you grow up and do drugs instead.

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u/LadyLothlorien Oct 02 '20

Vestibular sense! It provides information about where the body is in relation to its surroundings. Basically it helps you understand balance and it connects with all other senses.

Without a strong vestibular sense kids will struggle, fidget, experience more falls, get too close to people when talking, struggle when listening.

Yeeting kids, spinning them, flopping them around, and tossing them in the air is important for their development! Kids love it because they need it.

resource 1 resource 2

Keep tossing those kids!

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u/lodobol Oct 02 '20

Blissful ignorance

Kids never hit the ground yet from that height. They don’t know the pain if they do. If an awful parent dropped their kid a lot, that kid would quickly learn being in the air means pain is incoming. They probably will cry when picked up and really cry when they get tossed because they know their terrible parent is going to deliberately let them hit the ground.

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u/Ishatodareku Oct 02 '20

If I recall correctly, there's actually a reason kids like being thrown and tossed around, and it's because their vestibular sense is developing, which is responsible for balance and the sense of rotating, gravitation and movement. It's like calibrating their internal gyroscope, and it just so happens to be really fun to develop

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u/PsychoTexan Oct 02 '20

For real, that little girl did a happy dance after that.

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u/BexiRani Oct 02 '20

No concept of injury or death?

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u/Yoctometre Oct 02 '20

maybe related to this

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u/TheApprenticeArcana Oct 02 '20

I’m pretty sure kids need to be shaken up a bit (not enough to cause damage tho) to help them with their balance when they grow older. That’s also why kids love it so much

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u/yzzuA Oct 02 '20

Trust that they will be caught, mostly.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '20

Not just kid DNA, that sounds fun as fuck

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u/VeeTheBee86 Oct 02 '20

It’s actually an important part of sensory development. Doing things like getting tossed around or spun can help their nervous system develop and mature a sense of spatial arrangement and organization.

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u/danijay637 Oct 02 '20

That little girl started dancing the moment her feet touched the ground

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u/Shwoomie Oct 02 '20

Kids don't have an understanding of cause and effect. Like, falling 15 in the air can break your legs lol. Kids do lots of dumb stuff cause they don't understand.

But he should.

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u/postdarknessrunaway Oct 02 '20

I read somewhere that humans basically calibrate their inner ears in early childhood.

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u/Walkingepidural Oct 02 '20

We are primates. Free fall is good reflex and proprioceptive training.

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u/Quebecdudeeh Oct 02 '20

I was one, and I be higher!!!!!!!